Ha Has
Aug 4, 2016 11:24:58 #
I used to go camping--I spent a fortune to live like a homeless person
Someone asked me if I was a policeman and was ordered to arrest my wife,what would I do--I said "Call for reinforcements"
Why are people my age so much older than I am??
I started a garden to grow my own food--but I couldn't find any bacon seed
I just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my car --using my phone for a flash light
Do you know the difference between bird flu and swine flu?--the first calls for tweetment,the other for oinkment
I'm having open house for people with OCD.-I don't have it,I'm just hoping that they will start cleaning the house
A cop stopped me on the way home from a stag party.He asked"Are you drinking"?--I said "Are you buying"?
I have so many problems that for any new ones I have to have them for a month before I can worry about them
Someone asked me if I was a policeman and was ordered to arrest my wife,what would I do--I said "Call for reinforcements"
Why are people my age so much older than I am??
I started a garden to grow my own food--but I couldn't find any bacon seed
I just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my car --using my phone for a flash light
Do you know the difference between bird flu and swine flu?--the first calls for tweetment,the other for oinkment
I'm having open house for people with OCD.-I don't have it,I'm just hoping that they will start cleaning the house
A cop stopped me on the way home from a stag party.He asked"Are you drinking"?--I said "Are you buying"?
I have so many problems that for any new ones I have to have them for a month before I can worry about them
Aug 4, 2016 11:33:26 #
badbobby wrote:
I used to go camping--I spent a fortune to live li... (show quote)
Excellent! Loved it.
Aug 4, 2016 11:35:48 #
Aug 4, 2016 11:43:45 #
As I Stare at my belly button;
I chant ; Why am I here on OPP?"
I chant ; Why am I here on OPP?"
badbobby wrote:
I used to go camping--I spent a fortune to live li... (show quote)
Aug 4, 2016 12:01:06 #
I love your sense pf humor. You should be able to get through life without too much stress.
Aug 4, 2016 12:02:12 #
eagleye13 wrote:
As I Stare at my belly button;
I chant ; Why am I here on OPP?"
I chant ; Why am I here on OPP?"
prolly the same reason I am
to improve our minds?????
Aug 4, 2016 12:04:26 #
Laughing at Liberals, does relieve stress!
Listening to Dean Martin right now - 'Thats amore'
Listening to Dean Martin right now - 'Thats amore'
maureenthannon wrote:
I love your sense pf humor. You should be able to get through life without too much stress.
Aug 4, 2016 12:09:34 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Laughing at Liberals, does relieve stress!
Listening to Dean Martin right now - 'Thats amore'
Listening to Dean Martin right now - 'Thats amore'
mayhaps
I will try it
Aug 4, 2016 12:42:22 #
badbobby wrote:
I used to go camping--I spent a fortune to live li... (show quote)
Did you make those up yourself?
Aug 4, 2016 13:26:24 #
KiraSeer2016 wrote:
Did you make those up yourself?
I'm sorry
I cant claim the quotes
got them in an e mail
but I did type them for OPP
and welcome to OPP Kira
hope you enjoy it
lotsa very nice folks
some not so nice
but they all have something to say
Aug 4, 2016 13:28:46 #
maureenthannon wrote:
I love your sense pf humor. You should be able to get through life without too much stress.
thanks maureen
I try to laugh any troubles away
Aug 4, 2016 13:33:19 #
badbobby wrote:
I'm sorry br I cant claim the quotes br got them i... (show quote)
You already know me---
I am the former "CarolSeer2016". Kira is the Russian form of Carol, and it is also the name of the protagonist in Ayn Rand's "We the Living." Thought it was apropos for the times.
Aug 4, 2016 13:35:14 #
KiraSeer2016 wrote:
You already know me---
I am the former "CarolSeer2016". Kira is the Russian form of Carol, and it is also the name of the protagonist in Ayn Rand's "We the Living." Thought it was apropos for the times.
I am the former "CarolSeer2016". Kira is the Russian form of Carol, and it is also the name of the protagonist in Ayn Rand's "We the Living." Thought it was apropos for the times.
my bad
oh yeah
your'e the one who hates old people.arent you???
Aug 4, 2016 13:39:35 #
badbobby wrote:
my bad
oh yeah
your'e the one who hates old people.arent you???
oh yeah
your'e the one who hates old people.arent you???
How do you figure that? Just want to know how your mind works.
Aug 4, 2016 15:36:15 #
KiraSeer2016 wrote:
How do you figure that? Just want to know how your mind works.
been a while
but I do remember
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