when we are finally rid of thoes danmm guns
Jun 25, 2016 07:29:31 #
My 62 year old wife and i are setting home, just relaxing, watching the10 pm news, when CRASH,BANG, the front
door is kicked in. Enters 2 thugs, looks to be maybe 25 years old, 6 feet tall, weighing maybe 190 pounds.\par
I just manage to call 911 as they near me, my first thought is how in the world am i going to entertain these thugs until the police get here to arrest them. I know, i will offer them some of that new ice cream flavor and some cake.
enough after about 15 minutes of chit-chat and cake, i here the sirens and a police car pulls up. Thank god, we are saved.
Enters two women police officers, and tell these guys they are under arrest, but they decide to fight the police
and resist arrest. Well not having any guns, these officers pull their tasers and pepper spray, all the while not realizing
these two are high on drugs and the taser or mace has no effect at all on these two thugs. r
Now if anyone out there has any suggestions as how to handle this situation, please post it here.\par
door is kicked in. Enters 2 thugs, looks to be maybe 25 years old, 6 feet tall, weighing maybe 190 pounds.\par
I just manage to call 911 as they near me, my first thought is how in the world am i going to entertain these thugs until the police get here to arrest them. I know, i will offer them some of that new ice cream flavor and some cake.
enough after about 15 minutes of chit-chat and cake, i here the sirens and a police car pulls up. Thank god, we are saved.
Enters two women police officers, and tell these guys they are under arrest, but they decide to fight the police
and resist arrest. Well not having any guns, these officers pull their tasers and pepper spray, all the while not realizing
these two are high on drugs and the taser or mace has no effect at all on these two thugs. r
Now if anyone out there has any suggestions as how to handle this situation, please post it here.\par
Jun 25, 2016 07:35:14 #
sweetlips wrote:
My 62 year old wife and i are setting home, just r... (show quote)
Tell them you are liberals and if they don't leave you will talk them to death.
Jun 25, 2016 07:48:41 #
Hemiman wrote:
Or they'll just Deny their there, but Criticize, Insult and Mock them To DeathTell them you are liberals and if they don't leave you will talk them to death.
Jun 25, 2016 08:04:59 #
Get all your valuables ,money , jewelry , car keys , make a meal for them , offer to direct them to children's house so they can take their valuables , explain you love them , sign the deed to your home to them , do anything but never , never defend your home after all you are liberal and to deny them what they want would make you one of those mean , nasty people like the ones down the street the thugs bypassed because of the 2 signs on the lawn " MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN " Trump 2017 and "Forget the Dog " " BEWARE OF OWNER "
Jun 25, 2016 08:06:43 #
sweetlips wrote:
My 62 year old wife and i are setting home, just r... (show quote)
That depends. If you are Liberals, you can always tell them to take what they want you owe it to them because of what someone else did to someone 150 years ago. You can apologize for white privilege. (I am surmising that these home invaders are black, since the overwhelming majority actually are ).
You can call your congressman and demand more gun control.
You can give them the ice cream and cake; if you are a Liberal, chances are somebody else paid for them anyway.
Jun 25, 2016 08:23:44 #
Loki wrote:
That depends. If you are Liberals, you can always tell them to take what they want you owe it to them because of what someone else did to someone 150 years ago. You can apologize for white privilege. (I am surmising that these home invaders are black, since the overwhelming majority actually are ).
You can call your congressman and demand more gun control.
You can give them the ice cream and cake; if you are a Liberal, chances are somebody else paid for them anyway.
You can call your congressman and demand more gun control.
You can give them the ice cream and cake; if you are a Liberal, chances are somebody else paid for them anyway.
Jun 25, 2016 08:24:33 #
Hemiman wrote:
Tell them you are liberals and if they don't leave you will talk them to death.
hemiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, you are on a roll!!!
lolol
Jun 25, 2016 09:00:39 #
sweetlips wrote:
My 62 year old wife and i are setting home, just r... (show quote)
RESPONSE:
Also , a comet may hit you and you wife. Some say that wearing a tin foil hat will ward off comets and home invasions. What if the sky falls? Again, I would recommend you and wife wear tin foil hats. The scenario you describe has never happened and is about as apt to happen as it is apt that you will be elected president of the United States.
Get back to your chit chat and cake, you have noting to fear but fear itself.
You need a big, powerful, all knowing, leader to follow and to protect you. Get Trumped.
Jun 25, 2016 09:47:42 #
Glaucon wrote:
RESPONSE: br br br Also , a comet may hit you an... (show quote)
Nah, never happens
I don't think a tin foil hat would have helped her though, but hey, your the smartest one here
( can't even write that w/ a straight face) tell us what you would have done.http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Millburn-New-Jersey-Violent-Home-Robbery-Woman-Assaulted-Surveillance-Video-212855501.html
Shame New Jersey has such strict gun laws, right?
Jun 25, 2016 11:55:43 #
the waker wrote:
Nah, never happens img src="https://static.onep... (show quote)
RESPONSE:
Wanker, The tin foil hat bit was intended as humor. I was trying to bring the fact to his attention that the probability of the kind of scenario he imagined had never happened and had a probability of happening about the same as being hit by a comet, being elected president, winning the national lottery and being selected to play quarterback for Green Bay all at the same time. If he (you) can’t comprehend probabilities, you are dangerous even without firearms.
Most Americans want to protect our freedom to have firearms and most Americans want reasonable restrictions on them. Extremists want to outlaw private ownership of guns or the unrestricted ownership and use of guns.
Your trying to maintain a straight face rather than using that energy to think, may be your problem.
Jun 25, 2016 12:00:04 #
reconreb wrote:
Get all your valuables ,money , jewelry , car keys... (show quote)
Your comment seemed to be completely over the top, extreme. Are you an extremist about other things, also? It sounds like you been thoroughly Trumped.
Jun 25, 2016 12:35:41 #
Glaucon wrote:
RESPONSE: br br br Also , a comet may hit you an... (show quote)
According to FBI statistics, in 2013 alone there were over 108,000 rapes reported. Some 38% occurred in the victim's home. This does not include armed robberies, aggravated assaults and murders. There is a little better chance than getting hit by a comet. Which personality am I conversing with today?
Jun 25, 2016 14:33:00 #
Glaucon wrote:
Your comment seemed to be completely over the top, extreme. Are you an extremist about other things, also? It sounds like you been thoroughly Trumped.
You got it glaucon , what is there to debate .. either ride the trump train or get your broom out and follow the witch ahh,, bitch ahh,, oh well you understand ..
Jun 25, 2016 14:47:43 #
reconreb wrote:
You got it glaucon , what is there to debate .. either ride the trump train or get your broom out and follow the witch ahh,, bitch ahh,, oh well you understand ..
That is a bit like finding your grocer is of beer so you decide to drink bleach instead. That will show um. Hate and following emotions instead of reason gets us our own destruction.
Jun 25, 2016 14:49:42 #
reconreb wrote:
You got it glaucon , what is there to debate .. either ride the trump train or get your broom out and follow the witch ahh,, bitch ahh,, oh well you understand ..
You have limited your choices and limiting your choices limits your thinking.
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