Obscure conversions...
Nov 26, 2015 19:45:34 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter=Eskimo pi.
2000 pounds of Chinese Soup=Won ton.
1 millionth of a mouthwash=1 micro-Scope.
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement=1 bananosecond.
Weight an evangelist carries with God=1 Billigram.
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical miles per hour=knotfurlong.
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer=1 Lite year.
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone=1 Rod Serling.
Half a large intestine=1 semi-colon.
1,000,000 aches=1 megahurtz.
Basic unit of laryngitis=1 hoarsepower.
2000 mockingbirds=two kilomockingbirds.
1 kilogram of falling figs=1 Fig Newton.
1000ccs of wet socks=1 literhosen.
8 nickels=2 paradigms.
:mrgreen:
2000 pounds of Chinese Soup=Won ton.
1 millionth of a mouthwash=1 micro-Scope.
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement=1 bananosecond.
Weight an evangelist carries with God=1 Billigram.
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical miles per hour=knotfurlong.
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer=1 Lite year.
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone=1 Rod Serling.
Half a large intestine=1 semi-colon.
1,000,000 aches=1 megahurtz.
Basic unit of laryngitis=1 hoarsepower.
2000 mockingbirds=two kilomockingbirds.
1 kilogram of falling figs=1 Fig Newton.
1000ccs of wet socks=1 literhosen.
8 nickels=2 paradigms.
:mrgreen:
Nov 26, 2015 19:48:22 #
slatten49 wrote:
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter=... (show quote)
:thumbup: :-) :lol: :thumbup: :-) :lol: :thumbup: :-) :lol: :thumbup: :-) :lol: :thumbup: :-) :lol:
Nov 26, 2015 19:55:14 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote:
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter=... (show quote)
Excellent, very puny!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 26, 2015 19:56:41 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
:thumbup: :-) :lol: :thumbup: :-) :lol: :thumbup: :-) :lol: :thumbup: :-) :lol: :thumbup: :-) :lol:
Thank you...thank you, very much :!: 8-)
Nov 26, 2015 20:01:08 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Excellent, very puny!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
Nov 26, 2015 20:07:29 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
no propaganda please wrote:
Excellent, very puny!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Thank you, NPP. I humbly admit obtaining it from an anonymous source. :wink:
Nov 27, 2015 05:27:33 #
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Nov 27, 2015 06:29:47 #
BearK wrote:
Me too :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
I love you~~~~!!!!
Nov 27, 2015 08:04:13 #
lindajoy wrote:
I love you~~~~!!!!
You are such a sweetheart, I pray all is well with you. :thumbup:
Nov 27, 2015 09:11:08 #
slatten49 wrote:
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter=... (show quote)
SNORT!! Damn, nostril coffee again. Hee hee.
Nov 27, 2015 11:18:57 #
Theo
Loc: Within 1000 miles of Tampa, Florida
slatten49 wrote:
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter=... (show quote)
1 booger from a 3 year old's nostril - LUNCH!
Nov 27, 2015 11:21:43 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Theo wrote:
1 booger from a 3 year old's nostril - LUNCH!
That'snot bad, Theo. :shock: I purposely left it off my list :!: :lol:
Nov 27, 2015 14:40:30 #
Theo
Loc: Within 1000 miles of Tampa, Florida
slatten49 wrote:
That'snot bad, Theo. :shock: I purposely left it off my list :!: :lol:
s'not so! You just don't want to share lunch!
Nov 27, 2015 15:52:28 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Theo wrote:
s'not so! You just don't want to share lunch!
I'll pass. :mrgreen:
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