Elwood - we need some jokes
Oct 2, 2015 09:25:03 #
After reading some heavy duty stuff this morning....thought it would be nice to scroll down and see if there was a funny from you. Hasn't been for a while. Hope all is well.
Oct 2, 2015 09:59:59 #
Elwood,some 65 years ago,I had to go do some business in a public "out house" it was a 2 seater. Then comes in this farmer wearing coveralls. He accidentally dropped a quarter down in the poop. When he was done he threw a $10 bill in the poop I was just a kid,so I asked" why did you do that sir?" He answered"you don't think I'm going down there for a damn quarter do you?" Hope that helped Elwood.
Oct 2, 2015 10:00:48 #
How about a cartoon as a picture is as a 1000 words I did this one last year and this joke ( the one in the cartoon) will go on and on.
Oct 3, 2015 21:44:44 #
Oh Elwood, sure do hope you arent ill. Maybe on vacation, that would explain your absense here where we all are missing you. If you are ill, get well soon !!! If you are on vacation, come on back home, we miss you terribly. (and your cartoons) If I had your address, I would come visit you or send you a letter letting you know how much you are missed. If you are just lounging around come visit me, I dont live too far from you. I dont have a car any longer so cant come to visit you and your lovely wife.
Any how, stay happy and healthy.
Any how, stay happy and healthy.
Oct 4, 2015 06:26:01 #
Talking animals
A cowboy passes by a ranch and strikes up a conversation with the rancher sitting by the gate.
The cowboy asks the rancher, "Mind if I talk to your dog over there?"
"Damn fool, don't you know dogs can't talk?"
The cowboy replies, "So what's the harm?"
The rancher shrugs, "Go right ahead."
The cowboy ambles up to the dog and says, "Howdy!" The dog replies, "Hello."
The rancher's eyes pop wide open.
The cowboy continues, "Does your master here treat you alright?"
"Sure does. He feeds me, lets me sleep inside, and every day he takes me to the lake."
The cowboy asks the shocked rancher, "Mind if I talk to your horse over there?"
The rancher replies, "Now, I don't know what you're up to, but I know for a fact that horses can't talk."
"Well then, what's the harm?"
"Go right ahead," says the rancher.
The cowboy says to the horse, "Hello." The horse replies, "Hello."
The rancher's jaw drops.
The cowboy asks, "Your owner here treat you OK?"
"Sure," replies the horse, tossing his mane. "He rides me every day, brushes me down, feeds me good,
and he keeps me in the barn out of the bad weather."
The cowboy looks satisfied and turns to the rancher, "Are those your sheep over there?"
The rancher looks alarmed and stammers, "Listen -- them sheep out there, they're --
they're nothing but a bunch of liars!"
:D :lol:
A cowboy passes by a ranch and strikes up a conversation with the rancher sitting by the gate.
The cowboy asks the rancher, "Mind if I talk to your dog over there?"
"Damn fool, don't you know dogs can't talk?"
The cowboy replies, "So what's the harm?"
The rancher shrugs, "Go right ahead."
The cowboy ambles up to the dog and says, "Howdy!" The dog replies, "Hello."
The rancher's eyes pop wide open.
The cowboy continues, "Does your master here treat you alright?"
"Sure does. He feeds me, lets me sleep inside, and every day he takes me to the lake."
The cowboy asks the shocked rancher, "Mind if I talk to your horse over there?"
The rancher replies, "Now, I don't know what you're up to, but I know for a fact that horses can't talk."
"Well then, what's the harm?"
"Go right ahead," says the rancher.
The cowboy says to the horse, "Hello." The horse replies, "Hello."
The rancher's jaw drops.
The cowboy asks, "Your owner here treat you OK?"
"Sure," replies the horse, tossing his mane. "He rides me every day, brushes me down, feeds me good,
and he keeps me in the barn out of the bad weather."
The cowboy looks satisfied and turns to the rancher, "Are those your sheep over there?"
The rancher looks alarmed and stammers, "Listen -- them sheep out there, they're --
they're nothing but a bunch of liars!"
:D :lol:
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