PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Bob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. While out for a stroll to discuss the wedding they pass a drugstore. Bob suggests they go in.

Bob asks to speak to the pharmacist. He explains they’re about to get married, and asks, "Do you sell heart medication?"

"Of course we do," the pharmacist replies.

"Medicine for rheumatism?"

"Definitely," he says.

"How about Viagra?"

"Of course."

"Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

"Yes, the works."

"What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antacids?"

"Absolutely."

"Do you sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

"All speeds and sizes."

"Good," Bob says to the pharmacist. "We’d like to register for our wedding gifts here, please."

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

:shock: I guess if I were to outlive the Sgt. Major, I'd just be 'batching it' for the rest of my life. That's depressing :!: :lol:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

You are so behind the times! They make pills to fix that! I heard it from a pharmacist on friday!
This old guy pushed his walker up to the Window at Wal Mart in Woodward, and called the pharmacist over.
This is how it went: "Chris! Chris! (she comes over) I need some of them pills that'll make me 40 years younger! You got any?" She said: "Yeah Bill, our order just got here, so if you'll come back in 10 minutes, I'll have them ready for you." I didn't hear the rest of the conversation since I am the one who just dropped the order off, and have others waiting.
But, It cracked me up! It gave me hope at the same time! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
True story!