Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
After a delicious dinner and a few drinks the wife leads husband into the bedroom. With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?
"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited, to which she replied:
"Go look in the garage,"
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
After a delicious dinner and a few drinks the wife leads husband into the bedroom. With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?
"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited, to which she replied:
"Go look in the garage,"
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br Afte... (
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And they say women are the weaker sex.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Funny. I wonder if she's the same woman who told her husband: "I just checked the oil like you showed me. We need a longer dipstick."
Big Bass wrote:
Funny. I wonder if she's the same woman who told her husband: "I just checked the oil like you showed me. We need a longer dipstick."
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Now that is funny. :mrgreen:
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
After a delicious dinner and a few drinks the wife leads husband into the bedroom. With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?
"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited, to which she replied:
"Go look in the garage,"
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br Afte... (
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dam devious woman :lol: :lol:
badbobby wrote:
dam devious woman :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: That she was. I bet he got a flat in a hurry. :twisted:
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