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Sep 20, 2015 13:59:01   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'

The blonde said it was hers. 'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.


The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.'

The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand.. Your dog needs to be bred.'

'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.'

The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'

(You have to love this)

The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'

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Sep 20, 2015 14:47:25   #
iFrank Loc: San Antonio
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'

The blonde said it was hers. 'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.


The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.'

The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand.. Your dog needs to be bred.'

'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.'

The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'

(You have to love this)

The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br One ... (show quote)



Lol I felt the stress leave this building.
:thumbup: :XD: :thumbup:

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Sep 20, 2015 17:11:37   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
iFrank wrote:
Lol I felt the stress leave this building.
:thumbup: :XD: :thumbup:


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Sep 20, 2015 21:03:27   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'

The blonde said it was hers. 'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.


The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.'

The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand.. Your dog needs to be bred.'

'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.'

The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'

(You have to love this)

The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br One ... (show quote)


You bad. Very, very bad. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sep 20, 2015 22:22:35   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
You bad. Very, very bad. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: The devil made me do it. :mrgreen:

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Sep 21, 2015 09:07:52   #
GRB777
 
You have to be an imbecile to be entertained by something like that.

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Sep 21, 2015 09:15:46   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
GRB777 wrote:
You have to be an imbecile to be entertained by something like that.


Crawl back into your hole or wherever you came from AH. :hunf: :XD: :XD: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:

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Sep 21, 2015 11:37:51   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Elwood wrote:
Crawl back into your hole or wherever you came from AH. :hunf: :XD: :XD: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:


There's always one in every bunch. No sense of humor. Must be a dull life. :roll:

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Sep 21, 2015 12:31:40   #
boatbob2
 
Loved it !!!!!!!

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Sep 21, 2015 13:18:00   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
There's always one in every bunch. No sense of humor. Must be a dull life. :roll:


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Sep 21, 2015 13:18:48   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
boatbob2 wrote:
Loved it !!!!!!!


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Welcome to the imbeciles club. :mrgreen:

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Sep 21, 2015 13:46:36   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Welcome to the imbeciles club. :mrgreen:


Now that's funny!!!! :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: I'm a proud member.

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Sep 21, 2015 14:21:50   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
Now that's funny!!!! :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: I'm a proud member.


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Sep 22, 2015 16:40:06   #
boatbob2
 
Thank you guys,Im proud to be in the imbeciles club..

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Sep 22, 2015 16:40:10   #
boatbob2
 
Thank you guys,Im proud to be in the imbeciles club..

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