Just Smile...
Jul 15, 2015 13:20:27 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.
San Lorenzo Class of '61.
After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored.
The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance. There's a guy on the dance floor living it up large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.
Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.
Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating".
He should be out of the hospital in a few weeks.
$5 says you will forward this.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
San Lorenzo Class of '61.
After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored.
The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance. There's a guy on the dance floor living it up large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.
Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.
Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating".
He should be out of the hospital in a few weeks.
$5 says you will forward this.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Jul 15, 2015 13:28:01 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.... (show quote)
Five dollars says my wife will never see this...but, my brothers and buddies will :!: :thumbup: :lol:
Jul 15, 2015 16:19:25 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
More than likely it is a new 'squeeze' unknown to his wife.
Jul 16, 2015 19:35:05 #
slatten49 wrote:
Five dollars says my wife will never see this...but, my brothers and buddies will :!: :thumbup: :lol:
coward
Jul 16, 2015 21:07:12 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
badbobby wrote:
coward
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I don't know if he is a Coward or Smart???
Jul 16, 2015 21:11:38 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
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I don't know if he is a Coward or Smart???
I don't know if he is a Coward or Smart???
There is no such thing as a 'cowardly' Marine, that is why they are Marines rather than Swab Jocky's. In addition, they are very smart, smart enough not to become Swab Jocky's.
Jul 16, 2015 21:26:23 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
There is no such thing as a 'cowardly' Marine, that is why they are Marines rather than Swab Jocky's. In addition, they are very smart, smart enough not to become Swab Jocky's.
just the fact that they couldn't come up to Navy requirements
does not make them smart
just makes them Marines
Jul 16, 2015 21:35:01 #
badbobby wrote:
just the fact that they couldn't come up to Navy requirements
does not make them smart
just makes them Marines
does not make them smart
just makes them Marines
And who has been indoctrinating you with all those falsehoods?
Jul 16, 2015 21:46:27 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
And who has been indoctrinating you with all those falsehoods?
no indoctrination Poppa
I am loaded with such truths
Jul 16, 2015 22:08:32 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.... (show quote)
:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jul 16, 2015 22:09:28 #
badbobby wrote:
no indoctrination Poppa
I am loaded with such truths
I am loaded with such truths
I can certainly believe you are loaded, but with what is quite perplexing.
Jul 16, 2015 22:30:45 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I can certainly believe you are loaded, but with what is quite perplexing.
no I haven't commuted with Jack in a while now
Jul 16, 2015 22:40:44 #
badbobby wrote:
no I haven't commuted with Jack in a while now
That's ok, he has many other friends that do.
Jul 16, 2015 22:45:54 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
That's ok, he has many other friends that do.
yes Jack is revered by many
but reviled by some
Jul 16, 2015 22:51:24 #
badbobby wrote:
yes Jack is revered by many
but reviled by some
but reviled by some
That is because they abused his 'friendship'.
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