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Jul 15, 2015 10:42:44   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
I've posted this before but here it is again

I went fishing and soon ran out of bait
then I saw a cotton mouthed water moccasin with a frog in his mouth
frogs are good bass bait
knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth,I grabbed him behind the head and took the frog from his mouth.
now I had a dilemma
how to release the snake without getting bit
So I got my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a generous amount in the snakes mouth
his eyes rolled back and he went limp and I released him
and baited the frog on my hook and went back to fishing
a while later I felt a nudge on my foot

there was the same snake with another frog in his mouth
LOVE THAT JACK

and

heres a beautiful message about growing older
------- ---- sh-- I forgot what it was

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Jul 15, 2015 11:21:04   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
I've posted this before but here it is again

I went fishing and soon ran out of bait
then I saw a cotton mouthed water moccasin with a frog in his mouth
frogs are good bass bait
knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth,I grabbed him behind the head and took the frog from his mouth.
now I had a dilemma
how to release the snake without getting bit
So I got my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a generous amount in the snakes mouth
his eyes rolled back and he went limp and I released him
and baited the frog on my hook and went back to fishing
a while later I felt a nudge on my foot

there was the same snake with another frog in his mouth
LOVE THAT JACK

and

heres a beautiful message about growing older
------- ---- sh-- I forgot what it was
I've posted this before but here it is again br b... (show quote)


Funny, but did you catch any fish?

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Jul 15, 2015 12:27:08   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
badbobby wrote:
I've posted this before but here it is again

I went fishing and soon ran out of bait
then I saw a cotton mouthed water moccasin with a frog in his mouth
frogs are good bass bait
knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth,I grabbed him behind the head and took the frog from his mouth.
now I had a dilemma
how to release the snake without getting bit
So I got my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a generous amount in the snakes mouth
his eyes rolled back and he went limp and I released him
and baited the frog on my hook and went back to fishing
a while later I felt a nudge on my foot

there was the same snake with another frog in his mouth
LOVE THAT JACK

and

heres a beautiful message about growing older
------- ---- sh-- I forgot what it was
I've posted this before but here it is again br b... (show quote)



In real life I hope you would have chopped the water moccasin's head off and threw the parts overboard.

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Jul 15, 2015 17:27:20   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
badbobby wrote:
I've posted this before but here it is again

I went fishing and soon ran out of bait
then I saw a cotton mouthed water moccasin with a frog in his mouth
frogs are good bass bait
knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth,I grabbed him behind the head and took the frog from his mouth.
now I had a dilemma
how to release the snake without getting bit
So I got my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a generous amount in the snakes mouth
his eyes rolled back and he went limp and I released him
and baited the frog on my hook and went back to fishing
a while later I felt a nudge on my foot

there was the same snake with another frog in his mouth
LOVE THAT JACK

and

heres a beautiful message about growing older
------- ---- sh-- I forgot what it was
I've posted this before but here it is again br b... (show quote)


:thumbup:

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Jul 15, 2015 18:28:06   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Funny, but did you catch any fish?



no
but several frogs

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Jul 15, 2015 18:29:28   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
In real life I hope you would have chopped the water moccasin's head off and threw the parts overboard.


naw
he wasn't a Muslim

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Jul 15, 2015 19:53:45   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
badbobby wrote:
naw
he wasn't a Muslim


Are you sure, both are full of venom.

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Jul 15, 2015 19:55:22   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Are you sure, both are full of venom.


there's that

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Jul 15, 2015 20:02:10   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
badbobby wrote:
there's that


And this:



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Jul 15, 2015 20:04:28   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Rufus wrote:
And this:


that's no snake that's Monica's ex boyfriend's wife :lol: :lol:

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Jul 15, 2015 20:13:55   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
badbobby wrote:
that's no snake that's Monica's ex boyfriend's wife :lol: :lol:


Give that man a cigar. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jul 15, 2015 20:18:01   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Rufus wrote:
Give that man a cigar. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


I would carry one of them rocks Rufe
but I wouldn't want anyone to think I was sucking up to Heston

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Jul 15, 2015 20:23:14   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
badbobby wrote:
I would carry one of them rocks Rufe
but I wouldn't want anyone to think I was sucking up to Heston


No. It wouldn't be good for my image. Remember I took on a whole planet. The planet of the apes. :lol:

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Jul 15, 2015 20:34:09   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Rufus wrote:
No. It wouldn't be good for my image. Remember I took on a whole planet. The planet of the apes. :lol:


you musta lost
there was a sequel
"Revenge Of The Planet Of The Apes"

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Jul 15, 2015 22:35:13   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
badbobby wrote:
you musta lost
there was a sequel
"Revenge Of The Planet Of The Apes"

Hollywood is out of control. That's why I left.
:lol:

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