No apoligies. You know this is the way it is. ( Joke )
Jul 13, 2015 20:37:53 #
Three Irishmen were sitting in the pub window seat...watching the front door of the brothel across the road.
The local Methodist pastor appeared, and quickly went inside.
"Would you look at that!" said the first Irishman. "Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"
No sooner were the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appeared at the door, knocked, and entered.
"Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!"
They continued drinking their beer, roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi when they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door.
"Ah, now dat's sad," said the third Irishman. "One of the girls must have died...
LOL
The local Methodist pastor appeared, and quickly went inside.
"Would you look at that!" said the first Irishman. "Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"
No sooner were the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appeared at the door, knocked, and entered.
"Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!"
They continued drinking their beer, roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi when they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door.
"Ah, now dat's sad," said the third Irishman. "One of the girls must have died...
LOL
Jul 13, 2015 20:53:30 #
missinglink wrote:
Three Irishmen were sitting in the pub window seat... (show quote)
Yep, typical Irishman.
Jul 13, 2015 21:07:31 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yep, typical Irishman.
you horrible NATIONALIST sort of like racist, you know
Jul 13, 2015 21:17:48 #
no propaganda please wrote:
you horrible NATIONALIST sort of like racist, you know
Yes, I know. I am terrible.
Jul 13, 2015 21:37:24 #
no propaganda please wrote:
you horrible NATIONALIST sort of like racist, you know
He may have imbibed too much tequila prior to his comment. :idea: :roll: :lol:
Jul 13, 2015 21:40:53 #
AuntiE wrote:
He may have imbibed too much tequila prior to his comment. :idea: :roll: :lol:
Now, AuntiE, you should know there is no such thing as 'too much' where tequila is concerned. Even my little Meowrine knows that.
Jul 13, 2015 21:50:59 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
missinglink wrote:
Three Irishmen were sitting in the pub window seat... (show quote)
Kudos to the Priest, for entering a den of iniquity to administer the last rites to a sinner. I just hope I never need them myself! BTW, why does anyone need last rites three times a week? :lol: :mrgreen:
Jul 13, 2015 22:04:51 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Now, AuntiE, you should know there is no such thing as 'too much' where tequila is concerned. Even my little Meowrine knows that.
Well...well, look who has finally, after four or five days, acknowledged I still exist. :hunf:
I have seen you out trying to collect a harem. :shock: :shock: :shock: :-o is the beach not sufficient? :?: :roll: 8-) :lol: ;)
Jul 13, 2015 22:06:45 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Kudos to the Priest, for entering a den of iniquity to administer the last rites to a sinner. I just hope I never need them myself! BTW, why does anyone need last rites three times a week? :lol: :mrgreen:
Because you were not rite the prior times? :?: :roll: 8-) .....which may be likely for you! :!: :twisted: :shock: 8-) :(
Jul 13, 2015 22:13:53 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
AuntiE wrote:
Because you were not rite the prior times? :?: :roll: 8-) .....which may be likely for you! :!: :twisted: :shock: 8-) :(
No, because I don't want to die. What did you think I was talking about?? Last rites are given to people about to croke off, or somewhere close to crokin off. At least, that's what I've been told.
I just hope I get the right rite right before I croke, alright? That would be better than the wrong rite right, or the right rite wrong, or left for dead, right?
Jul 13, 2015 22:15:01 #
AuntiE wrote:
Well...well, look who has finally, after four or five days, acknowledged I still exist. :hunf:
I have seen you out trying to collect a harem. :shock: :shock: :shock: :-o is the beach not sufficient? :?: :roll: 8-) :lol: ;)
I have seen you out trying to collect a harem. :shock: :shock: :shock: :-o is the beach not sufficient? :?: :roll: 8-) :lol: ;)
No, my dear, I have been staying close to my domicile. We have had the most disgusting convention in town for the past week. Fortunately, it is now over and the City is doing the clean-up. Even Elliot has been staying home. He too didn't want to become contaminated by all the weirdo's roaming about.
Jul 13, 2015 22:58:34 #
haha haha you guys really crack me up. Keep it up so we all get some extra laughs needed before our "boss" takes us all over and then there will be none. Laughs that is.....
Jul 13, 2015 23:12:29 #
missinglink wrote:
Three Irishmen were sitting in the pub window seat... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jul 14, 2015 17:14:29 #
missinglink wrote:
Three Irishmen were sitting in the pub window seat... (show quote)
wonder what they would have said about an Imam
:roll: :roll:
Jul 14, 2015 17:16:03 #
no propaganda please wrote:
you horrible NATIONALIST sort of like racist, you know
yes he is np
and he's also one of those dastardly Marines
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