PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa!

One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not the correct answer!

I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Lakeland, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets!

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.

A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "her brother has a moustache"!

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on FaceBook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000+ Muslims have added me as a friend!!

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ..."I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "no, it's regular porn, you sick bastard"!

The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of the driveway.

Rufus Loc: Deep South

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Man those were great. Elwood is not going to be happy about this at all. No Sir, Elwood will not like this. You da mane.

permafrost Loc: Minnesota

The one about the porn channel was a real laugher... Good post... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Rufus Loc: Deep South

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

bdamage Loc: My Bunker

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

PI is SO much more fun than PC, isn't it?

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Indeed it is.

BearK Loc: TN

Good ones, PG :thumbup:

BearK Loc: TN

Good ones, PG :thumbup:

Rufus Loc: Deep South

Once is enough Beark. We wouldn't want PG getting the big head. :roll:

BearK Loc: TN

Now I see why you said that, I must have had a nervous trigger finger. :shock:

Rufus Loc: Deep South

That is actually considered an asset in certain neighborhoods. :thumbup:

badbobby Loc: texas

hilarious Poppa
you may post another if you like :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

badbobby Loc: texas

hilarious Poppa
you may post another if you like
move over Elwood:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Thank you, BB. I shall give it serious consideration.

ceramicsmom

Yeh, PoppaGringo, I am sure that Elwood wouldnt mind it at all and would laugh his head off too, like the rest of us just did. Good Post Sir, and be sure to keep it up.