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Jul 11, 2015 15:11:09   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.

"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!"

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says,
"Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know, ..a little peace and quiet?"

"Yeah. But today is the last day!"



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Jul 11, 2015 15:45:37   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.

"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!"

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says,
"Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know, ..a little peace and quiet?"

"Yeah. But today is the last day!"


Shame on you!! funny though SWMBO

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Jul 11, 2015 16:10:15   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.

"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!"

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says,
"Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know, ..a little peace and quiet?"

"Yeah. But today is the last day!"


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Bless his heart.

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Jul 11, 2015 20:51:15   #
Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.

"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!"

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says,
"Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know, ..a little peace and quiet?"

"Yeah. But today is the last day!"


Instead of lamenting the present, he should embrace the past! :XD: :XD:

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Jul 12, 2015 10:32:04   #
bahmer
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.

"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!"

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says,
"Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know, ..a little peace and quiet?"

"Yeah. But today is the last day!"


Poor guy. Now if he can remember the argument he can pick up where he left off.

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Jul 12, 2015 12:09:44   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Unclet wrote:
Instead of lamenting the present, he should embrace the past! :XD: :XD:


You have a point there. :mrgreen:

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Jul 12, 2015 12:10:36   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
bahmer wrote:
Poor guy. Now if he can remember the argument he can pick up where he left off.


:lol: :lol: Thst might buy him another month of silence. :mrgreen:

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Jul 12, 2015 16:00:31   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Thst might buy him another month of silence. :mrgreen:

I considered marrying a mute.
:lol:

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Jul 12, 2015 16:05:21   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Rufus wrote:
I considered marrying a mute.
:lol:


:lol: :lol: Now that is an interesting solution. She could never say no or claim a headache. :mrgreen:

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Jul 12, 2015 16:08:21   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Now that is an interesting solution. She could never say no or claim a headache. :mrgreen:

I like the way you think Elwood.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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