Subject: over 60
CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FROM CARP FORUM
Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who ae interest in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible....Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92 "and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt..."
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over 60 year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. Just be careful so you don't trip.
Q: Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60 plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60 plus year olds look for their eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60 plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, you've still got your sense of humor!
BearK wrote:
Subject: over 60
CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FROM CARP FORUM
Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who ae interest in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible....Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92 "and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt..."
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over 60 year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. Just be careful so you don't trip.
Q: Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60 plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60 plus year olds look for their eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60 plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, you've still got your sense of humor!
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Luckily, so does my wife, the Sgt. Major. :wink: :thumbup:
BearK wrote:
Subject: over 60
CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FROM CARP FORUM
Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who ae interest in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible....Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92 "and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt..."
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over 60 year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. Just be careful so you don't trip.
Q: Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60 plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60 plus year olds look for their eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60 plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, you've still got your sense of humor!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm older than I thought.
slatten49 wrote:
Luckily, so does my wife, the Sgt. Major. :wink: :thumbup:
Hey Slats, the handy with tools one should help you. You said you spend a lot of time in the dog house :wink: :wink:
BearK wrote:
Hey Slats, the handy with tools one should help you. You said you spend a lot of time in the dog house :wink: :wink:
Bless his heart. This is slatten at home.
BearK wrote:
Subject: over 60
CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FROM CARP FORUM
Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who ae interest in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible....Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92 "and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt..."
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over 60 year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. Just be careful so you don't trip.
Q: Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60 plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60 plus year olds look for their eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60 plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, you've still got your sense of humor!
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These are great and your a hoot!!!!!
Thank You...Have a great day, BearK.
lindajoy wrote:
These are great and your a hoot!!!!!
Thank You...Have a great day, BearK.
Happy to make people smile. It should be "A smile a day, keeps the doctor away."
Rufus wrote:
Bless his heart. This is slatten at home.
That was taken when I fell asleep putting in my new flooring. :-D
BearK wrote:
Hey Slats, the handy with tools one should help you. You said you spend a lot of time in the dog house :wink: :wink:
See my previous post just above. :wink:
BearK wrote:
Subject: over 60
CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FROM CARP FORUM
Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who ae interest in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible....Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92 "and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt..."
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over 60 year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. Just be careful so you don't trip.
Q: Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60 plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60 plus year olds look for their eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60 plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, you've still got your sense of humor!
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gosh Bear
those are great
but can you come up with anecdotes for plus 90?
I am fast approaching you know :roll: :roll: :roll:
quote=lindajoy]These are great and your a hoot!!!!!
Thank You...Have a great day, BearK.[/quote]
LINDA,YOU HAVE PUT MY HEART TO FLUTTER :!:
WHAT AN AVATAR
badbobby wrote:
gosh Bear
those are great
but can you come up with anecdotes for plus 90?
I am fast approaching you know :roll: :roll: :roll:
That's the time to start your second childhood. Live it up while you can.
badbobby wrote:
quote=lindajoy]These are great and your a hoot!!!!!
Thank You...Have a great day, BearK.
LINDA,YOU HAVE PUT MY HEART TO FLUTTER :!:
WHAT AN AVATAR[/quote]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Anything else fluttering, BB :?: It will remain confidential. :wink:
badbobby wrote:
quote=lindajoy]These are great and your a hoot!!!!!
Thank You...Have a great day, BearK.
LINDA,YOU HAVE PUT MY HEART TO FLUTTER :!:
WHAT AN AVATAR[/quote]
See, that's what I mean - live it up while you can.
BearK wrote:
See, that's what I mean - live it up while you can.
with support from you Bear
I can face it :roll:
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