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Aug 17, 2013 07:22:42   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked "why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CAN NOT have any cyanide!" The lady went into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "you didn't tell me you had a prescription..."



Saturday's smile 😜

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Aug 17, 2013 17:00:25   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Worried for our children wrote:
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked "why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CAN NOT have any cyanide!" The lady went into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "you didn't tell me you had a prescription..."



Saturday's smile ��
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the ph... (show quote)


I loved that joke the first time I heard it, and everytime since, including this. Trouble is, my wife loves it, too.

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Aug 18, 2013 11:28:15   #
Navysnipe Loc: Old West
 
Worried for our children wrote:
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked "why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CAN NOT have any cyanide!" The lady went into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "you didn't tell me you had a prescription..."



Saturday's smile 😜
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the ph... (show quote)


Pretty good!!! :D

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Aug 18, 2013 11:59:47   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
Navysnipe wrote:
Pretty good!!! :D




Thanks, I'm no AuntiE, but I figure a laugh is a laugh.

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Aug 19, 2013 14:31:49   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Worried for our children wrote:
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked "why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CAN NOT have any cyanide!" The lady went into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "you didn't tell me you had a prescription..."


Saturday's smile 😜
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the ph... (show quote)


:thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol:

Saturday's award goes to Worried! :!: :-P :!:

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Aug 19, 2013 14:32:35   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Worried for our children wrote:
Thanks, I'm no AuntiE, but I figure a laugh is a laugh.


Substantially better th/e/an mine for Saturday! :!: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup:

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Aug 19, 2013 17:29:38   #
TheCracker
 
Sigh, I never heard that one before, and I like it.

Thanks

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