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Retirement: thoughts to ponder
May 30, 2015 18:17:02   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:



I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So I'm wearing my garage door opener.


I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call
"blue teeth", I think.


You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.


I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.


I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and call it 'Pumping Rust'.


I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease.
That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!


When people see a cat's litter box they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?’ Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'


Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency.
I think you should write, 'An ambulance.'



As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.


Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then crap on your car.


The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.


The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.


Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.


The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble..


Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'



Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

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May 31, 2015 07:08:22   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:



I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So I'm wearing my garage door opener.


I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call
"blue teeth", I think.


You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.


I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.


I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and call it 'Pumping Rust'.


I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease.
That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!


When people see a cat's litter box they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?’ Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'


Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency.
I think you should write, 'An ambulance.'



As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.


Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then crap on your car.


The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.


The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.


Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.


The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble..


Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'



Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)


:thumbup: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: I'm sure my husband utters that prayer every day....for me far more often than for himself. :mrgreen:

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May 31, 2015 09:33:32   #
Zeno Loc: Omaha NE
 
All true, but at least you have maintained a good sense of humor, and that can often see you over the rough parts of aging.

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May 31, 2015 10:22:03   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:



I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So I'm wearing my garage door opener.


I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call
"blue teeth", I think.


You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.


I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.


I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and call it 'Pumping Rust'.


I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease.
That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!


When people see a cat's litter box they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?’ Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'


Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency.
I think you should write, 'An ambulance.'



As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.


Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then crap on your car.


The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.


The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.


Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.


The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble..


Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'



Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
I see that your back ! Great to hear from you, Stick around.

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May 31, 2015 11:58:51   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Searching wrote:
:thumbup: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: I'm sure my husband utters that prayer every day....for me far more often than for himself. :mrgreen:


:lol: :lol: Well he is just being considerate, isn't he :?: :mrgreen:

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May 31, 2015 11:59:31   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Zeno wrote:
All true, but at least you have maintained a good sense of humor, and that can often see you over the rough parts of aging.


So true my friend. :-D

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May 31, 2015 12:00:22   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
pappadeux wrote:
I see that your back ! Great to hear from you, Stick around.


Thank you. Still doing cartoons? :-D

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May 31, 2015 13:44:53   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Well he is just being considerate, isn't he :?: :mrgreen:


Funny man you are!! :lol: By the way, I add my voice to those happy to see you back. :wink:

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May 31, 2015 13:53:39   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Searching wrote:
Funny man you are!! :lol: By the way, I add my voice to those happy to see you back. :wink:


Thank you ma'am. :-D

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Jun 1, 2015 10:32:10   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
Elwood wrote:
Thank you. Still doing cartoons? :-D
Yup! However I have created a single panel cartoon to find a market for. It is about two 'slackers' and their day to day bright adventures. I am beginning to like this Republican lady of whom is a ' Hillary' killer. Talk about real differences WOW!





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Jun 1, 2015 10:43:14   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Zeno wrote:
All true, but at least you have maintained a good sense of humor, and that can often see you over the rough parts of aging.

By keeping me, the Sgt. Major has maintained her sense of humor in overlooking the rough parts of my aging. :oops:

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Jun 1, 2015 11:06:26   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
pappadeux wrote:
Yup! However I have created a single panel cartoon to find a market for. It is about two 'slackers' and their day to day bright adventures. I am beginning to like this Republican lady of whom is a ' Hillary' killer. Talk about real differences WOW!


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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