PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

A little Saturday morning humor!!!! Have a great weekend.



Many of us over 50 . . . WAY over 50 . . . are quite confused about how
we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we
are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to
current fashions. And for those of you receiving this who are nowhere
near 50 yet, keep reading anyway . . . you'll be there.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots

12. Short shorts and varicose veins

13. In-line skates and a walker
And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion:

14. A thong and Depends


Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind
when you shopA

moldyoldy

Now I have to go change.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

I have already beat you to it. :oops: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco

This reminds me why my tattoo is on the back of my left shoulder. I never have to see it. :)

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

badbobby Loc: texas

you hurt my feelins about my short shorts Poppa :lol: :lol:

Navy Rob Loc: Hampton Roads Va

Holy crap i needed that laugh ill be 50 in 8 years. Duly noted

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

All good advice.

Ray--Nashua NH Loc: NASHUA NH

right on just be yourself dress casual the stuff you mention is so not for us seniors. The only thing I don't like to see are men having long hair either in a pig style or loose LOOKES STUPID

Alicia Loc: NYC

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Fabulous! This is a keeper! ! ! !

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Geeez, I'm gon'na have to repackage my entire image. I so thought I had the 'in crowd' look down pat. Apparently not. :roll: :oops:

rjoeholl

Bermuda shorts and garters.

Zeno Loc: Omaha NE

I'll never understand why a young person would want to have a piece of metal dangling from a part of their body. A teenage relative of mine has a clip on their tongue. That must play hell during mealtime, but it's fashionable.