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The man, the sheep, the dog, the women ( joke )
May 28, 2015 19:01:06   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
As the political season nears, do not forget to grin once in awhile.

Subject: shipwreck


A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up
with him. After looking around, he realized that
they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of
taking his two animal companions to the beach
every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red
with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm
and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better
and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over
to the sheep and put his arm around it.
The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep,
growled fiercely until the man took his arm from
around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy
the sunsets together, but there was no more
cuddling.

A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there
was another shipwreck. The only survivor was
Hillary Clinton.


That evening, the man brought Hillary to the
evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful
evening - red sky cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings
again. He fought the urges as long as he could but
finally gave-in and leaned over to Hillary and
told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted
her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she
could do for him?






He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.'

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May 29, 2015 05:41:11   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
You'll get flack for this one. Poor dog, a walk with Hillery!

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May 29, 2015 08:35:32   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
BearK wrote:
You'll get flack for this one. Poor dog, a walk with Hillery!


Super funny but I do feel sorry for the dog!!

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May 29, 2015 09:02:26   #
jer48 Loc: perris ca
 
missinglink wrote:
As the political season nears, do not forget to grin once in awhile.

Subject: shipwreck


A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up
with him. After looking around, he realized that
they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of
taking his two animal companions to the beach
every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red
with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm
and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better
and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over
to the sheep and put his arm around it.
The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep,
growled fiercely until the man took his arm from
around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy
the sunsets together, but there was no more
cuddling.

A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there
was another shipwreck. The only survivor was
Hillary Clinton.


That evening, the man brought Hillary to the
evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful
evening - red sky cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings
again. He fought the urges as long as he could but
finally gave-in and leaned over to Hillary and
told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted
her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she
could do for him?






He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.'
As the political season nears, do not forget to gr... (show quote)
LMAO

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May 29, 2015 09:04:06   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
Well, it is a desert Island. Very few things to sniff at. Yuck


no propaganda please wrote:
Super funny but I do feel sorry for the dog!!

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May 29, 2015 20:06:35   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
missinglink wrote:
As the political season nears, do not forget to grin once in awhile.

Subject: shipwreck


A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up
with him. After looking around, he realized that
they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of
taking his two animal companions to the beach
every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red
with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm
and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better
and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over
to the sheep and put his arm around it.
The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep,
growled fiercely until the man took his arm from
around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy
the sunsets together, but there was no more
cuddling.

A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there
was another shipwreck. The only survivor was
Hillary Clinton.


That evening, the man brought Hillary to the
evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful
evening - red sky cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings
again. He fought the urges as long as he could but
finally gave-in and leaned over to Hillary and
told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted
her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she
could do for him?






He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.'
As the political season nears, do not forget to gr... (show quote)


lol thanks for laff :lol: :lol: :lol:

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May 29, 2015 20:28:01   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
badbobby wrote:
lol thanks for laff :lol: :lol: :lol:



Hey, BB, I like your Indian Avatars.

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May 30, 2015 13:52:20   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
BearK wrote:
Hey, BB, I like your Indian Avatars.


thank you Bear you are too kind :thumbup: :thumbup:

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