When you are over seventy who gives a crap?
May 28, 2015 09:16:41 #
Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."
When you are over seventy who gives a crap?
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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said,
"If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your
hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over
there instead of you."
When you are over seventy who gives a crap?
***********
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born on just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose
patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
When you are over seventy who gives a crap?
***********
I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you are over seventy who gives a crap?
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."
When you are over seventy who gives a crap?
***********
I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said,
"If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your
hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over
there instead of you."
When you are over seventy who gives a crap?
***********
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born on just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose
patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
When you are over seventy who gives a crap?
***********
I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you are over seventy who gives a crap?
May 28, 2015 09:28:03 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please... (show quote)
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May 28, 2015 09:54:23 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please... (show quote)
I'm not over seventy, but really who gives a crap?
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May 28, 2015 09:56:05 #
vernon wrote:
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come up with one over 80.
May 28, 2015 10:07:21 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Myself being 76 and soon to be 77, I can well relate to the situation, Speaking of going on 77 years I once had a Willys '77', and that was a real piece of crap !Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please... (show quote)
May 29, 2015 19:57:53 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please... (show quote)
lotsa laffs :lol: :lol: :lol:
May 29, 2015 20:03:30 #
vernon wrote:
come up with one over 80.
87 year old man in the gym
was insulted by much larger man
87 year old knocked larger man on his butt
a friend of the 87 year old came over and said
"don't you know that guy was 92 years old??"
87 year old said "who gives a crap,I could have taken him if he was 102!!"
May 29, 2015 20:30:03 #
badbobby wrote:
87 year old man in the gym
was insulted by much larger man
87 year old knocked larger man on his butt
a friend of the 87 year old came over and said
"don't you know that guy was 92 years old??"
87 year old said "who gives a crap,I could have taken him if he was 102!!"
was insulted by much larger man
87 year old knocked larger man on his butt
a friend of the 87 year old came over and said
"don't you know that guy was 92 years old??"
87 year old said "who gives a crap,I could have taken him if he was 102!!"
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