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THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:

1. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."

2. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."

3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."

4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."

5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."

6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."

7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."

8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."

9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."

10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."

11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."

12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."

13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."

14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."

15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."

16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."

17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."

19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

BE AWARE ...

THEY WALK AMONG US and THEY VOTE!

Super Dave Loc: Realville, USA

:lol:

Kachina

These are hysterical!! But don't worry about the votes, They are located in the UK and we all know all they do is whine about everything there!!

peter11937 Loc: NYS

I wonder what the complaints look like from our citizens. Pretty similar I'll bet. These things and far worse occurred when I traveled on my own hook from NYS to TX, CA, HW , St. Thomas VI as a late teen to 21 yrs. It was great fun, and , if you rolled with the punches, a lifetime of memories to cherish.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

I would wager that these complaints are voiced by everyone encompassing the aggravate of the political spectrum. This is quite telling of their intellectual abilities. And, as someone else commented, they vote.

Comment Loc: California

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slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Did they serve Texas BBQ :?: :-P

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Not if they were Muslim.

rjoeholl

Time to thin the herd.

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

Naahhhh, just stop the inbreeding. :roll: :mrgreen:

BearK Loc: TN

Very sad, they vote!

boatbob2

Don't call them muslims,CALL THEM MOSLIMES,that is a descriptive adjective,like WE were taught,back when a School,was a SCHOOL !!!

badbobby Loc: texas

you know the old saw Moldy
he would complain about being hung because the rope wasn't new :lol: :lol: :lol:

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Hmmmm did I miss something? I thought they were good comments :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll: :roll:

peter11937 Loc: NYS

http://longislandgenealogy.com/prison.html One reason there was a long antipathy about the Brits......