oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community:
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday in Minneapolis of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from
repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including
Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not regarded as a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and served as a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one
in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 min.

If you smiled while reading this, please rise to the occasion, and pass it on to someone having a crumby day and kneading a lift.

PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco

:) :thumbup: :) :thumbup:

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

Did you need a lift? I surely did and thought some one besides me might also.

Alicia Loc: NYC

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Thanks. Truly clever. :D :D :D :D :D

Pap Pap Loc: Etna, PA

71 years old and one in the oven. God Bless Him.

badbobby Loc: texas

good one :lol: :lol: :lol:

rumitoid

Never a sour dough, he will be sorely missed.

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

I would say that you are very right this time.