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Two aliens land in Arizona
Jan 13, 2015 13:41:56   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Subject: Two Aliens Land in Arizona


Two aliens (the space kind) landed in the Arizona desert near a
gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas
pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We
come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.

The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again,
there was no response.

Pissed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said
gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling.
We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want
to do that! I really think that will make him mad.'

'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened
fire.
There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew
the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about
200 yards away in a cactus patch.

Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused
his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the
older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn
near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend
and replied,

'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you
never mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice and
then stick it in his ear.'

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Jan 13, 2015 14:17:48   #
shipfitter Loc: Wisconsin, for now
 
Elwood wrote:
Subject: Two Aliens Land in Arizona


Two aliens (the space kind) landed in the Arizona desert near a
gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas
pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We
come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.

The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again,
there was no response.

Pissed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said
gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling.
We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want
to do that! I really think that will make him mad.'

'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened
fire.
There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew
the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about
200 yards away in a cactus patch.

Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused
his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the
older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn
near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend
and replied,

'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you
never mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice and
then stick it in his ear.'
Subject: Two Aliens Land in Arizona br br br ... (show quote)

ROF LMFAOOOOOOO
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: AAAAAGGGGGHHHH , Elwood ?? Youre a gonna kill me doin this

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Jan 13, 2015 14:36:29   #
PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco
 
Elwood wrote:
Subject: Two Aliens Land in Arizona


Two aliens (the space kind) landed in the Arizona desert near a
gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas
pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We
come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.

The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again,
there was no response.

Pissed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said
gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling.
We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want
to do that! I really think that will make him mad.'

'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened
fire.
There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew
the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about
200 yards away in a cactus patch.

Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused
his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the
older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn
near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend
and replied,

'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you
never mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice and
then stick it in his ear.'
Subject: Two Aliens Land in Arizona br br br ... (show quote)


:) :) :) :)

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Jan 13, 2015 15:44:16   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Elwood wrote:
Subject: Two Aliens Land in Arizona


Two aliens (the space kind) landed in the Arizona desert near a
gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas
pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We
come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.

The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again,
there was no response.

Pissed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said
gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling.
We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want
to do that! I really think that will make him mad.'

'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened
fire.
There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew
the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about
200 yards away in a cactus patch.

Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused
his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the
older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn
near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend
and replied,

'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you
never mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice and
then stick it in his ear.'
Subject: Two Aliens Land in Arizona br br br ... (show quote)


That was very funny. A real gas!! Thanks for posting it.

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Jan 13, 2015 17:26:16   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
shipfitter wrote:
ROF LMFAOOOOOOO
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: AAAAAGGGGGHHHH , Elwood ?? Youre a gonna kill me doin this


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 13, 2015 17:26:34   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
PaulPisces wrote:
:) :) :) :)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D

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Jan 13, 2015 17:26:56   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
no propaganda please wrote:
That was very funny. A real gas!! Thanks for posting it.


You are welcome. :-D

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Jan 13, 2015 18:35:06   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Elwood wrote:
Subject: Two Aliens Land in Arizona


Two aliens (the space kind) landed in the Arizona desert near a
gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas
pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We
come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.

The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again,
there was no response.

Pissed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said
gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling.
We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want
to do that! I really think that will make him mad.'

'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened
fire.
There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew
the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about
200 yards away in a cactus patch.

Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused
his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the
older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn
near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend
and replied,

'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you
never mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice and
then stick it in his ear.'
Subject: Two Aliens Land in Arizona br br br ... (show quote)


Even prude AuntiE found this funny. :shock: :oops: :shock:

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Jan 13, 2015 18:54:36   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
AuntiE wrote:
Even prude AuntiE found this funny. :shock: :oops: :shock:


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 14, 2015 09:40:16   #
jaydee
 
Elwood wrote:
Subject: Two Aliens Land in Arizona


Two aliens (the space kind) landed in the Arizona desert near a
gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas
pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We
come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.

The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again,
there was no response.

Pissed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said
gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling.
We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want
to do that! I really think that will make him mad.'

'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened
fire.
There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew
the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about
200 yards away in a cactus patch.

Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused
his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the
older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn
near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend
and replied,

'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you
never mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice and
then stick it in his ear.'
Subject: Two Aliens Land in Arizona br br br ... (show quote)



Thanks I needed that. Very funny.

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Jan 14, 2015 10:09:54   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
jaydee wrote:
Thanks I needed that. Very funny.


:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D

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Jan 14, 2015 13:47:48   #
boatbob2
 
Great one !!!!!!!

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Jan 14, 2015 13:48:39   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
boatbob2 wrote:
Great one !!!!!!!


Thank you. :-D

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