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Jan 11, 2015 18:53:27   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant
.
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs
and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He
advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a
lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let
them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.

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Jan 11, 2015 18:56:38   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
BearK wrote:
Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant
.
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs
and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He
advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a
lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let
them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.
Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant br . ... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

SEMPER FI

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Jan 11, 2015 18:57:49   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
BearK wrote:
Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant
.
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs
and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He
advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a
lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let
them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.
Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant br . ... (show quote)


I have seen this before and it still is a ....



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Jan 11, 2015 19:27:53   #
mkewlkez
 
Oh that's rich! Keep 'em coming! :-D :lol: :roll: :shock:

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Jan 11, 2015 21:12:04   #
mcmlx
 
BearK wrote:
Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant
.
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs
and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He
advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a
lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let
them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk

think.
Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant br . ... (show quote)


Another, please?

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Jan 11, 2015 22:08:59   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
BearK wrote:
Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant
.
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs
and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He
advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a
lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let
them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.
Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant br . ... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 12, 2015 07:46:35   #
Tasine Loc: Southwest US
 
BearK wrote:
Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant
.
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs
and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He
advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a
lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let
them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.
Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant br . ... (show quote)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Too, too funny!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Jan 12, 2015 13:29:45   #
motive power
 
BearK wrote:
Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant
.
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs
and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He
advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a
lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let
them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.
Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant br . ... (show quote)

One really really really great joke. Made my day and wife is still busted up and red in the face with tears. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 12, 2015 14:07:00   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
motive power wrote:
One really really really great joke. Made my day and wife is still busted up and red in the face with tears. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


The best days of my life are when I can make someone laugh. Laughter is medicine for the soul, it lifts and doesn't hurt anywhere unless you laugh so hard you have sore ribs the next day.

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Jan 12, 2015 15:31:50   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
BearK wrote:
The best days of my life are when I can make someone laugh. Laughter is medicine for the soul, it lifts and doesn't hurt anywhere unless you laugh so hard you have sore ribs the next day.


that does feel good doesn't it, almost as good as the laugh it's self

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Jan 12, 2015 17:56:55   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
alex wrote:
that does feel good doesn't it, almost as good as the laugh it's self


Hi Alex, how's my straight man? You know, that may sound strange, but oh well, let em wonder.

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Jan 12, 2015 19:59:50   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
BearK wrote:
Hi Alex, how's my straight man? You know, that may sound strange, but oh well, let em wonder.


hi sweetie, how are you this afternoon?

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Jan 12, 2015 20:01:12   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
alex wrote:
hi sweetie, how are you this afternoon?


Ah hem...."sweetie". :hunf: :mrgreen: :lol:

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Jan 12, 2015 21:00:36   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
alex wrote:
hi sweetie, how are you this afternoon?


Sorry for reading this. I feel like I'm intruding. Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

SEMPER FI

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jan 12, 2015 21:25:32   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
mongo wrote:
Sorry for reading this. I feel like I'm intruding. Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

SEMPER FI

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I'm a she, BearK is my he dog. Don't feel bad, I have been mistaken before with that name.

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