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Jan 11, 2015 15:17:49   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco , where the nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.


"No, but I have," replied the nurse.



You may not want to get your next colonoscopy in San Francisco....

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Jan 11, 2015 15:41:44   #
grace scott
 
Elwood wrote:
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco , where the nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.


"No, but I have," replied the nurse.



You may not want to get your next colonoscopy in San Francisco....
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming c... (show quote)




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jan 11, 2015 16:20:52   #
Grugore
 
Elwood wrote:
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco , where the nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.


"No, but I have," replied the nurse.



You may not want to get your next colonoscopy in San Francisco....
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming c... (show quote)


That's just wrong, on so many levels.

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Jan 11, 2015 16:43:48   #
Richard Rowland
 
Grugore wrote:
That's just wrong, on so many levels.
Tell us why,Grugor.

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Jan 11, 2015 16:46:33   #
Grugore
 
Richard Rowland wrote:
Tell us why,Grugor.


Don't get me wrong. It's funny, but just wrong. If you know what I mean.

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Jan 11, 2015 16:49:04   #
PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco
 
Grugore wrote:
Don't get me wrong. It's funny, but just wrong. If you know what I mean.


Even I am laughing! And all the while still understanding it is wrong (though maybe not in the same way Grugore thinks.)

Sometimes the best comedy is a little wrong. :)

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Jan 11, 2015 18:31:10   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
grace scott wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Thank you Grace. :-D

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Jan 11, 2015 18:31:36   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Grugore wrote:
That's just wrong, on so many levels.


Why's that :?:

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Jan 11, 2015 22:18:28   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Grugore wrote:
That's just wrong, on so many levels.


I agree...but it is funny!!

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Jan 12, 2015 07:36:05   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
Elwood wrote:
Thank you Grace. :-D



It covers about everything possible in the 'new age,' where wrong and right have become a grey area.
Sad, but true, and who is to blame. What one generation tolerates, the next accepts.

It's funny. :thumbup: :thumbup:

A word of caution, when you have a colonoscopy you may talk about things you would never say otherwise.
I asked the doctor about that once, and all he did was SMILE.

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Jan 12, 2015 07:43:55   #
Tasine Loc: Southwest US
 
Elwood wrote:
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco , where the nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.


"No, but I have," replied the nurse.



You may not want to get your next colonoscopy in San Francisco....
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming c... (show quote)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jan 12, 2015 09:21:33   #
shipfitter Loc: Wisconsin, for now
 
Elwood wrote:
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco , where the nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.


"No, but I have," replied the nurse.



You may not want to get your next colonoscopy in San Francisco....
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming c... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jan 12, 2015 12:08:31   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Elwood wrote:
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco , where the nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.


"No, but I have," replied the nurse.



You may not want to get your next colonoscopy in San Francisco....
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming c... (show quote)


:shock: :lol: :lol:

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Jan 12, 2015 14:49:06   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
BearK wrote:
It covers about everything possible in the 'new age,' where wrong and right have become a grey area.
Sad, but true, and who is to blame. What one generation tolerates, the next accepts.

It's funny. :thumbup: :thumbup:

A word of caution, when you have a colonoscopy you may talk about things you would never say otherwise.
I asked the doctor about that once, and all he did was SMILE.


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 12, 2015 14:49:31   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Tasine wrote:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Thank you Tasine. :-D

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