Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.

Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day.

The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.

They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, 'Do you want to go up or down?'

All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat !

When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.

They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river.

He again asked the lady , 'Up or down ?'

There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again.

This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day.

She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked, 'Up or down ?'

The woman replied, 'Down.'

A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady,'Up or down ?'

She replied, 'Up.'

This really confused the gentleman so he asked, 'What's the deal?

Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!'

She replied, 'Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were fuck or drown... ;-)

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

An obvious choice, I would think :!: :thumbup: :mrgreen:

mongo Loc: TEXAS

:thumbup: :lol:

SEMPER FI

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Oy vey.

Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

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It's been years since I've seen or heard that, thanks... Don D. :thumbup:

BearK Loc: TN

I wear a hearing aid, (when I bother to wear it) BUT, I DON'T like fishing.

It was funny.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I like fishing. :thumbup:

It's the not catching that disturbs me. :?

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Perhaps you should change your after shave lotion Boot. It worked for me.

motive power

WOW!!
:thumbup: :thumbup: :oops: :oops:

mongo Loc: TEXAS

Hey! Thanks for the advice. Maybe I can catch more fish if I change my aftershave too.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

SEMPER FI

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Only if I'm 'fishing' for something other than fish. :mrgreen:

boatbob2

Heck,I changed my after shave,And now,I have so many ladies chasing me,Im not sure I can handle ALL of them,BUT,im damn sure going to try,,,These North Florida ladies,Are suckers,for a guy that puts JIM BEAM BOURBON ON HIS FACE....Try it,YOU MIGHT LIKE IT (probably your wife wont like it though) Don't tell her I told you the secret,,,,,

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

in other words you like catching not fishing.my main problem with fishing is the fish keep waking me up so I stopped putting a hook on the line

Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

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Me to Alex, damn fish leave alone... :lol: :wink: :D :mrgreen: :XD: :thumbup:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Thanks, Alex. I couldn't do any worse, and might catch a few ZZZs. :thumbup: