It's Getting Too Serious Again, Sooooooooo...
Nov 13, 2014 12:20:04 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
LIFE'S SIMPLE TRUTHS
SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own....
Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats".
But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".
Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated.
FIVE Other Simple Truths:
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk.
Bonus Truth:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own....
Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats".
But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".
Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated.
FIVE Other Simple Truths:
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk.
Bonus Truth:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
Nov 13, 2014 12:35:10 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
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Very true and some funny stuff. Thank you.
Nov 13, 2014 16:10:44 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
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Great, very funny and would make good bumper stickers.
Nov 13, 2014 17:41:50 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Great, very funny and would make good bumper stickers.
you should wear one over your mouth.
Nov 13, 2014 17:44:19 #
Nov 13, 2014 18:16:07 #
Cherrio wrote:
you should wear one over your mouth.
How lacking in civility. :hunf: :thumbdown:
Nov 13, 2014 19:13:51 #
AuntiE wrote:
How lacking in civility. :hunf: :thumbdown:
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Maybe Cherrio needs some, "snap, crackle and pop!!!"
Nov 13, 2014 20:22:39 #
alabuck wrote:
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Maybe Cherrio needs some, "snap, crackle and pop!!!"
Maybe Cherrio needs some, "snap, crackle and pop!!!"
MAYBE AUNTIE NEEDS TO BE POPED.
Nov 13, 2014 20:42:21 #
alabuck wrote:
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Maybe Cherrio needs some, "snap, crackle and pop!!!"
Maybe Cherrio needs some, "snap, crackle and pop!!!"
One does have to question why she would be so lacking in civility to one of our most diplomatic site members. Even those who find disagreement with him respect his diplomacy and civility toward all.
Nov 13, 2014 20:45:20 #
Cherrio wrote:
MAYBE AUNTIE NEEDS TO BE POPED.
I searched three dictionaries and found no such word as "POPED".
One has to wonder why you felt the need to scream, which utilizing all caps equates too.
Nov 13, 2014 20:54:19 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
AuntiE wrote:
One does have to question why she would be so lacking in civility to one of our most diplomatic site members. Even those who find disagreement with him respect his diplomacy and civility toward all.
Cherrio has trolled through several posts making inane comments. The first time I noticed he/she had posted political comments on Chit chat and I informed he/she that those comments belong on Main. Then I nicely welcomed he/she to OPP. Perhaps we should all just ignore such comments, that way we won't get pi**d off with them
Nov 13, 2014 21:01:51 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Cherrio has trolled through several posts making inane comments. The first time I noticed he/she had posted political comments on Chit chat and I informed he/she that those comments belong on Main. Then I nicely welcomed he/she to OPP. Perhaps we should all just ignore such comments, that way we won't get pi**d off with them
You know how I am about some things; however, as usual, your thoughts are wise.
Nov 13, 2014 22:43:39 #
AuntiE wrote:
I searched three dictionaries and found no such word as "POPED".
One has to wonder why you felt the need to scream, which utilizing all caps equates too.
One has to wonder why you felt the need to scream, which utilizing all caps equates too.
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All caps also indicates anger or, simply, emphasis. But, then, I can be the "English police." To vs. too vs. two, then vs. than, improper usage of punctuation marks, just to name a few ... :thumbup: :-( :shock:
Sing this line (below) to the tune of "I searched the world over and thought I'd found true love," from the old Hee-Haw show.
"I searched the world over and never found "pop-ed." So, I pooped another, and pzaat, they was gone."
AuntieE and NPP, what say we cut the newbie to these parts some slack and chalk this up to the cereal's learning-curve. Shoot, I doubt the cereal even realizes that, politically, we're polar opposites, me verses you two. But, on other topics, say religion, we get along fairly well.
Nov 14, 2014 00:10:26 #
alabuck wrote:
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We get along because we (NPP and myself) know we are correct and are empathetic to your pain. :lol: :lol:
Nov 14, 2014 03:04:11 #
Cherrio wrote:
what does getting shot have to do with safe sex?
Nothing,go back to sleep.
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