Saturday Amusement
Nov 8, 2014 05:12:17 #
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?"
She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?"
She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
Nov 8, 2014 06:15:28 #
cant beleve
Loc: Planet Kolob
AuntiE wrote:
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?"
She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?"
She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
Ouch, Don't want her for a companion. Good one Auntie...
Nov 8, 2014 12:03:23 #
AuntiE wrote:
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?"
She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?"
She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
I shall forego a comment on this.
Nov 8, 2014 12:05:42 #
Old_Gringo wrote:
I shall forego a comment on this.
I know you smirked. You cannot fool me. :-P
Nov 8, 2014 13:24:12 #
AuntiE wrote:
I know you smirked. You cannot fool me. :-P
Whoever coined the phrase 'There's no fool like an old fool' must have had me in mind.
Nov 8, 2014 13:31:11 #
Old_Gringo wrote:
Whoever coined the phrase 'There's no fool like an old fool' must have had me in mind.
You are neither old nor a fool. You are a wonderful mellow vintage wine. :idea: :-D
Nov 8, 2014 15:01:36 #
AuntiE wrote:
You are neither old nor a fool. You are a wonderful mellow vintage wine. :idea: :-D
Aw shucks Ma'am. :oops:
Nov 8, 2014 16:02:28 #
AuntiE wrote:
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?"
She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?"
She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
Thanks for bringing a smile to the middle of my Saturday!
Nov 8, 2014 16:04:46 #
AuntiE wrote:
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?"
She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?"
She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf:
Nov 8, 2014 16:12:37 #
Old_Gringo wrote:
Whoever coined the phrase 'There's no fool like an old fool' must have had me in mind.
No, you're just a man.
Nov 9, 2014 11:12:35 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
AuntiE wrote:
You are neither old nor a fool. You are a wonderful mellow vintage wine. :idea: :-D
nor that much different from others
Nov 9, 2014 16:34:02 #
alex wrote:
nor that much different from others
I know one who is different.
Nov 9, 2014 17:32:16 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Armageddun wrote:
I know one who is different.
oh :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
Nov 9, 2014 18:12:29 #
alex wrote:
oh :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Guess who :?:
Nov 9, 2014 19:33:46 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Armageddun wrote:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Guess who :?:
I have heard that you were definitely different :roll: :roll: :roll: :-D :-D :-D :-D
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