Just a joke. Don't tell Mrs.B.!
A lot of truth here!!
Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose. Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her husband and whispered, "Whistle and let that young couple know that someone can hear them. " Murphy said, "Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me. "
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
archie bunker wrote:
A lot of truth here!!
Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose. Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her husband and whispered, "Whistle and let that young couple know that someone can hear them. " Murphy said, "Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me. "
A lot of truth here!! br br Murphy and his wif... (
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I am going to tell....I am going to tell....nanni nanni...shame on you!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
oldroy
Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
archie bunker wrote:
My doghouse has tv.
The joke was funny enough to have to sleep with the dog for a few days. She won't really do that to you, will she?
oldroy wrote:
The joke was funny enough to have to sleep with the dog for a few days. She won't really do that to you, will she?
Oh heck no!! She probably feels the same way!! :lol: :lol:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
archie bunker wrote:
My doghouse has tv.
I told her to take out the carpet and comfy chair. :idea: :-D
AuntiE wrote:
I told her to take out the carpet and comfy chair. :idea: :-D
But....but... NOT THE CHAIR!!!!!
Ahhhh!! Carpets good enough for the dog its good enough for me!! Lord knows he gets better stuff than me anyway!!
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
archie bunker wrote:
But....but... NOT THE CHAIR!!!!!
Ahhhh!! Carpets good enough for the dog its good enough for me!! Lord knows he gets better stuff than me anyway!!
No chair! :!: the dog has a dog size piece of carpet with heavy padding. You get the floor. :-D :-P :thumbup:
4430
Loc: Little Egypt ** Southern Illinory
That's a good one :thumbup: :thumbup:
archie bunker wrote:
A lot of truth here!!
Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose. Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her husband and whispered, "Whistle and let that young couple know that someone can hear them. " Murphy said, "Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me. "
A lot of truth here!! br br Murphy and his wif... (
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Yeah, like the old saying - whistle while you twerk.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: Loved it!!
AuntiE wrote:
I told her to take out the carpet and comfy chair. :idea: :-D
Ahhh, but since he has tv, bet he has "air conditioning"....
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Searching wrote:
Ahhh, but since he has tv, bet he has "air conditioning"....
:roll:
Yes, but there isn't a coffee pot in here. :hunf:
archie bunker wrote:
Yes, but there isn't a coffee pot in here. :hunf:
Oh my!!! Noooo, say it isn't so...no coffee pot. I would not be setting myself up very often to be in that dog house then or I would smuggle one in. Air conditioning, I can manage to live without (did so for two weeks after Hurricane Isobel), but NO coffee, uh uh. I was thankful for my handy dandy camping propane coffee maker. So, even if the kindly Mrs. B shuts off your electric, know there is a way for you to continue with your morning coffee routine. You're welcome. :XD:
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