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Just a joke. Don't tell Mrs.B.!
Sep 1, 2014 00:48:21   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
A lot of truth here!!

Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose. Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her husband and whispered, "Whistle and let that young couple know that someone can hear them. " Murphy said, "Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me. "

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Sep 1, 2014 00:52:13   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
archie bunker wrote:
A lot of truth here!!

Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose. Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her husband and whispered, "Whistle and let that young couple know that someone can hear them. " Murphy said, "Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me. "
A lot of truth here!! br br Murphy and his wif... (show quote)


I am going to tell....I am going to tell....nanni nanni...shame on you!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sep 1, 2014 00:56:07   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
I am going to tell....I am going to tell....nanni nanni...shame on you!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


My doghouse has tv.

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Sep 1, 2014 01:01:26   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
archie bunker wrote:
My doghouse has tv.


The joke was funny enough to have to sleep with the dog for a few days. She won't really do that to you, will she?

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Sep 1, 2014 01:04:15   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
oldroy wrote:
The joke was funny enough to have to sleep with the dog for a few days. She won't really do that to you, will she?


Oh heck no!! She probably feels the same way!! :lol: :lol:

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Sep 1, 2014 01:05:30   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
archie bunker wrote:
My doghouse has tv.


I told her to take out the carpet and comfy chair. :idea: :-D

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Sep 1, 2014 01:13:47   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
I told her to take out the carpet and comfy chair. :idea: :-D


But....but... NOT THE CHAIR!!!!!
Ahhhh!! Carpets good enough for the dog its good enough for me!! Lord knows he gets better stuff than me anyway!!

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Sep 1, 2014 01:58:39   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
archie bunker wrote:
But....but... NOT THE CHAIR!!!!!
Ahhhh!! Carpets good enough for the dog its good enough for me!! Lord knows he gets better stuff than me anyway!!


No chair! :!: the dog has a dog size piece of carpet with heavy padding. You get the floor. :-D :-P :thumbup:

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Sep 1, 2014 05:45:15   #
4430 Loc: Little Egypt ** Southern Illinory
 
That's a good one :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Sep 1, 2014 05:51:29   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
archie bunker wrote:
A lot of truth here!!

Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose. Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her husband and whispered, "Whistle and let that young couple know that someone can hear them. " Murphy said, "Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me. "
A lot of truth here!! br br Murphy and his wif... (show quote)


Yeah, like the old saying - whistle while you twerk.

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Sep 1, 2014 06:24:11   #
funguy1949
 
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: Loved it!!

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Sep 1, 2014 08:42:15   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
AuntiE wrote:
I told her to take out the carpet and comfy chair. :idea: :-D


Ahhh, but since he has tv, bet he has "air conditioning"....
:roll:

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Sep 1, 2014 08:45:45   #
4430 Loc: Little Egypt ** Southern Illinory
 
Searching wrote:
Ahhh, but since he has tv, bet he has "air conditioning"....
:roll:



Well Duh !
8-) :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sep 1, 2014 08:57:17   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Searching wrote:
Ahhh, but since he has tv, bet he has "air conditioning"....
:roll:


Yes, but there isn't a coffee pot in here. :hunf:

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Sep 1, 2014 09:04:51   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
archie bunker wrote:
Yes, but there isn't a coffee pot in here. :hunf:


Oh my!!! Noooo, say it isn't so...no coffee pot. I would not be setting myself up very often to be in that dog house then or I would smuggle one in. Air conditioning, I can manage to live without (did so for two weeks after Hurricane Isobel), but NO coffee, uh uh. I was thankful for my handy dandy camping propane coffee maker. So, even if the kindly Mrs. B shuts off your electric, know there is a way for you to continue with your morning coffee routine. You're welcome. :XD:

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