His Owner Thought Something Was Wrong With Him.
OldSchool
Loc: Moving to the Red State of Utah soon!
dogs and animals in general, all have feelings, memory and emotion...just like us. but they also have a 6th sense which makes them almost spititual. to have a dog in the household is the best thing anyone can do to make the blues go away.
If you put your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car and come back in an hour, which one will be glad to see you?
More:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ?If I died, would you get another dog??
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
OldSchool
Loc: Moving to the Red State of Utah soon!
buffalo wrote:
If you put your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car and come back in an hour, which one will be glad to see you?
More:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ?If I died, would you get another dog??
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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ROTFLMAO! Good one, Buffalo!
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OldSchool wrote:
ROTFLMAO! Good one, Buffalo!
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I don't have a wife but I have a dog and an African Grey Parrot.
buffalo wrote:
If you put your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car and come back in an hour, which one will be glad to see you?
More:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ?If I died, would you get another dog??
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
If you put your wife and your dog in the trunk of ... (
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Thanks for a laugh to start the day. :D :D :D :thumbup:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
I am not a "dog lover"; however, the video gave me a big LOL !:lol::lol::thumbup:
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