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Jun 3, 2018 15:37:44   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Twofriends,Linda and Kankune, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
TheLinda balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.

Upon leaving, she tells Kankune, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, Ill contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

Linda arrives at the mans ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send kan a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to Kankune telling her that Ive bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."







The telegraph operator explains that hell be glad to help her, then adds, "Its just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, Linda only has $1 left. She realizes that shell only be able to send her sister one word.

After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable."

The telegraph operator shakes his head.

"How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, comfortable?"

Linda explains, "We are talking about Kankune. She will read it very slowly."



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Jun 3, 2018 16:04:02   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
badbobby wrote:
Twofriends,Linda and Kankune, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
TheLinda balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.

Upon leaving, she tells Kankune, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, Ill contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

Linda arrives at the mans ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send kan a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to Kankune telling her that Ive bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."







The telegraph operator explains that hell be glad to help her, then adds, "Its just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, Linda only has $1 left. She realizes that shell only be able to send her sister one word.

After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable."

The telegraph operator shakes his head.

"How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, comfortable?"

Excellent. WE women are much more clever than men aren't we?

SWMBO

Linda explains, "We are talking about Kankune. She will read it very slowly."
Twofriends,Linda and Kankune, inherit the family r... (show quote)

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Jun 3, 2018 16:09:14   #
moldyoldy
 
I can definitely see those two in this scenario.

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Jun 3, 2018 16:09:57   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
... Don D.


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badbobby wrote:
Twofriends,Linda and Kankune, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
TheLinda balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.

Upon leaving, she tells Kankune, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, Ill contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

Linda arrives at the mans ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send kan a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to Kankune telling her that Ive bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."







The telegraph operator explains that hell be glad to help her, then adds, "Its just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, Linda only has $1 left. She realizes that shell only be able to send her sister one word.

After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable."

The telegraph operator shakes his head.

"How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, comfortable?"

Linda explains, "We are talking about Kankune. She will read it very slowly."
Twofriends,Linda and Kankune, inherit the family r... (show quote)

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Jun 3, 2018 16:37:19   #
moldyoldy
 
They have been known to shoot the bull, and spread quite a bit of fertilizer.

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Jun 3, 2018 16:39:31   #
PZG1225 Loc: Florida
 
badbobby wrote:
Twofriends,Linda and Kankune, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
TheLinda balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.

Upon leaving, she tells Kankune, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, Ill contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

Linda arrives at the mans ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send kan a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to Kankune telling her that Ive bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."







The telegraph operator explains that hell be glad to help her, then adds, "Its just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, Linda only has $1 left. She realizes that shell only be able to send her sister one word.

After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable."

The telegraph operator shakes his head.

"How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, comfortable?"

Linda explains, "We are talking about Kankune. She will read it very slowly."
Twofriends,Linda and Kankune, inherit the family r... (show quote)


Took me a minute. Hilarious!

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Jun 3, 2018 17:00:00   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Twofriends,Linda and Kankune, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
TheLinda balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.

Upon leaving, she tells Kankune, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, Ill contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

Linda arrives at the mans ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send kan a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to Kankune telling her that Ive bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."







The telegraph operator explains that hell be glad to help her, then adds, "Its just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, Linda only has $1 left. She realizes that shell only be able to send her sister one word.

After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable."

The telegraph operator shakes his head.

"How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, comfortable?"

Linda explains, "We are talking about Kankune. She will read it very slowly."
Twofriends,Linda and Kankune, inherit the family r... (show quote)


Very good badbobby I had to read this very very slow my self.

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Jun 3, 2018 19:18:42   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Very good badbobby I had to read this very very slow my self.


of course

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Jun 3, 2018 19:19:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
moldyoldy wrote:
They have been known to shoot the bull, and spread quite a bit of fertilizer.


yep
and they're good at it

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Jun 3, 2018 19:23:27   #
Ricktloml
 
badbobby wrote:
Twofriends,Linda and Kankune, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
TheLinda balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.

Upon leaving, she tells Kankune, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, Ill contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

Linda arrives at the mans ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send kan a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to Kankune telling her that Ive bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."







The telegraph operator explains that hell be glad to help her, then adds, "Its just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, Linda only has $1 left. She realizes that shell only be able to send her sister one word.

After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable."

The telegraph operator shakes his head.

"How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, comfortable?"

Linda explains, "We are talking about Kankune. She will read it very slowly."
Twofriends,Linda and Kankune, inherit the family r... (show quote)


I can hardly wait for the principles to comment

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Jun 3, 2018 19:29:27   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Ricktloml wrote:
I can hardly wait for the principles to comment


I'll be in hiding
let me know when I can come out

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Jun 3, 2018 20:37:37   #
Ricktloml
 
badbobby wrote:
I'll be in hiding
let me know when I can come out


Now, you know they are wonderful ladies, with a great sense of humor, no need to hide. A sheepish grin will do.

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Jun 3, 2018 21:38:21   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Ricktloml wrote:
Now, you know they are wonderful ladies, with a great sense of humor, no need to hide. A sheepish grin will do.


like this



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Jun 4, 2018 07:07:20   #
Big dog
 
badbobby wrote:
Twofriends,Linda and Kankune, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
TheLinda balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.

Upon leaving, she tells Kankune, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, Ill contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

Linda arrives at the mans ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send kan a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to Kankune telling her that Ive bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."







The telegraph operator explains that hell be glad to help her, then adds, "Its just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, Linda only has $1 left. She realizes that shell only be able to send her sister one word.

After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable."

The telegraph operator shakes his head.

"How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, comfortable?"

Linda explains, "We are talking about Kankune. She will read it very slowly."
Twofriends,Linda and Kankune, inherit the family r... (show quote)


Excellent. Great one to start the day. Thanks.

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Jun 4, 2018 09:20:15   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
like this


You are a hoot even if you only catch the little ones.

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