sum Chinese proverbs
May 30, 2018 11:13:32 #
For this first section, say "A man who..." before reading each one:
Chinese people laughing and smiling
...runs in front of car gets “tired”.
...runs behind a car gets “exhausted”.
...eats too many prunes gets a good run for his money, and will be on the lavatory for many moons.
...fights with his wife all day doesn’t get any piece at night.
...stands on a toilet is high on pot.
...streaks on his way to the office is unsuited for his job.
...has a hand in his pocket feels cocky all day.
...keeps his feet firmly grounded has trouble putting on his pants.
...sinks into a woman’s arms will soon find his arms in her sink.
...jumps off a cliff jumps to a conclusion.
:
...fishes in another man’s hole will often catch crabs.
...eats crackers in bed wakes up feeling crummy.
...flies his airplane upside down is bound to have a crack-up.
...gets hit by a car will get that run-down feeling.
...pushes a grand piano down a mine shift will get A-flat minor.
...pees on an electric fence will receive shocking news.
...puts his head on a railroad track will get a splitting headache.
...sleeps on a bed of nails is holy.
...sneezes without a hanky takes the matter into his own hands.
...makes a mistake on an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
...drives like hell is bound to get there.
Now here are a few words of advice for women. Say "A woman who..." before reading out these:
Chinese people laughing and smiling
...sits on a jockey’s lap gets a hot tip.
...sits on a judge’s lap gets an honorable discharge.
...goes camping must beware any evil intent.
...lives in a glass house should change clothes in the basement.
The "Chinese" have also given us valuable things to think about in daily life:
- A wife who puts her husband in the doghouse will soon find him in the cat house.
- A boy who goes to sleep with a hard problem wakes up with the solution in hand.
- A passionate kiss, similarly to a spider’s web, leads to the undoing of the fly.
- The thing is though, virginity is like a bubble – just one prick and it’s all gone.
- In addition, while it takes many nails to build a crib, it takes just one screw to fill it.
However, if you're a man, probably the most important proverb to remember is this:
"A foolish man gives his wife a grand piano.
A wise man gives his wife an upright organ."
Chinese people laughing and smiling
...runs in front of car gets “tired”.
...runs behind a car gets “exhausted”.
...eats too many prunes gets a good run for his money, and will be on the lavatory for many moons.
...fights with his wife all day doesn’t get any piece at night.
...stands on a toilet is high on pot.
...streaks on his way to the office is unsuited for his job.
...has a hand in his pocket feels cocky all day.
...keeps his feet firmly grounded has trouble putting on his pants.
...sinks into a woman’s arms will soon find his arms in her sink.
...jumps off a cliff jumps to a conclusion.
:
...fishes in another man’s hole will often catch crabs.
...eats crackers in bed wakes up feeling crummy.
...flies his airplane upside down is bound to have a crack-up.
...gets hit by a car will get that run-down feeling.
...pushes a grand piano down a mine shift will get A-flat minor.
...pees on an electric fence will receive shocking news.
...puts his head on a railroad track will get a splitting headache.
...sleeps on a bed of nails is holy.
...sneezes without a hanky takes the matter into his own hands.
...makes a mistake on an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
...drives like hell is bound to get there.
Now here are a few words of advice for women. Say "A woman who..." before reading out these:
Chinese people laughing and smiling
...sits on a jockey’s lap gets a hot tip.
...sits on a judge’s lap gets an honorable discharge.
...goes camping must beware any evil intent.
...lives in a glass house should change clothes in the basement.
The "Chinese" have also given us valuable things to think about in daily life:
- A wife who puts her husband in the doghouse will soon find him in the cat house.
- A boy who goes to sleep with a hard problem wakes up with the solution in hand.
- A passionate kiss, similarly to a spider’s web, leads to the undoing of the fly.
- The thing is though, virginity is like a bubble – just one prick and it’s all gone.
- In addition, while it takes many nails to build a crib, it takes just one screw to fill it.
However, if you're a man, probably the most important proverb to remember is this:
"A foolish man gives his wife a grand piano.
A wise man gives his wife an upright organ."
May 30, 2018 11:25:16 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
For this first section, say "A man who...&quo... (show quote)
Damn, BB. You're getting a little 'randy' with some of these...Salty would be proud of you 
May 30, 2018 11:30:32 #
slatten49 wrote: Damn, BB. You're getting a little 'randy' with some of these...Salty would be proud of you
Damn, BB. You're getting a little 'randy' with some of these...Salty would be proud of you gotta pm the ol codger--
er ah
scuse me--
young feller
May 30, 2018 11:50:20 #
badbobby wrote:
gotta pm the ol codger--
er ah
scuse me--
young feller
er ah
scuse me--
young feller
Could be a juvenile delinquent or is that you.
May 30, 2018 11:57:24 #
May 30, 2018 12:55:36 #
May 31, 2018 06:15:54 #
badbobby wrote:
For this first section, say "A man who...&quo... (show quote)
Girl who spring on any spring this spring get offspring next spring.
Would rather have old hen than pullet.
Squirrel lays on rock and cracks nuts; man lay on cra.....(you finish it).
May 31, 2018 07:40:51 #
rjoeholl wrote:
Girl who spring on any spring this spring get offs... (show quote)
Bobby's offspring, springs into action.
May 31, 2018 13:16:48 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
moldyoldy wrote:
Bobby's offspring, springs into action.
I see the girls have stayed away? Wonder why?
May 31, 2018 15:19:35 #
May 31, 2018 15:27:22 #
May 31, 2018 16:39:56 #
moldyoldy wrote:
Bobby's offspring, springs into action.
hey Methinks rj did very well without me
May 31, 2018 16:44:53 #
Peewee wrote:
I see the girls have stayed away? Wonder why?
moldyoldy
need I say more
May 31, 2018 16:47:42 #
moldyoldy wrote:
I'm not feeling the love.
well moldy
I for one luv to see you on my posts
kinda get the other side of the story
May 31, 2018 16:47:43 #
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