two horses
May 25, 2018 11:20:32 #
bahmer walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?"
bahm replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff, sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."
The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of something he can do.
"Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"
bahmer stops crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."
A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before.
"What's the matter now?" the bartender asks.
bahmer, in no condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"
The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, "why don't you try shaving the mane, maybe that will not grow back."
bahmer stops crying, has a few drinks, and leaves.
A few months later he is back in the bar.
The bartender has never seen anybody in this sorry of a state.
Without the bartender even asking bahmer breaks into his problems. "I.. I shaved the (sob) mane of one of the (sniff) horses, and... it... it... grew back!"
The bartender, now furious at the guy's general stupidity, yells, "for crying out loud, just measure the stupid horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller than the other one!"
bahmer cannot believe what the bartender has said and storms out of the bar.
The next day bahmer comes running back into the bar as if he had just won the lottery
"It worked, it worked!" he exclaims.
"I measured the horses and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"
bahm replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff, sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."
The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of something he can do.
"Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"
bahmer stops crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."
A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before.
"What's the matter now?" the bartender asks.
bahmer, in no condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"
The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, "why don't you try shaving the mane, maybe that will not grow back."
bahmer stops crying, has a few drinks, and leaves.
A few months later he is back in the bar.
The bartender has never seen anybody in this sorry of a state.
Without the bartender even asking bahmer breaks into his problems. "I.. I shaved the (sob) mane of one of the (sniff) horses, and... it... it... grew back!"
The bartender, now furious at the guy's general stupidity, yells, "for crying out loud, just measure the stupid horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller than the other one!"
bahmer cannot believe what the bartender has said and storms out of the bar.
The next day bahmer comes running back into the bar as if he had just won the lottery
"It worked, it worked!" he exclaims.
"I measured the horses and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"
May 25, 2018 11:22:36 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
badbobby wrote:
bahmer walks into a bar very down on himself. As h... (show quote)
That one is almost as old as I am.
May 25, 2018 11:35:38 #
badbobby wrote:
bahmer walks into a bar very down on himself. As h... (show quote)
Now I just have to remember which one is the tallest.
May 25, 2018 11:39:38 #
no propaganda please wrote:
That one is almost as old as I am.
and just how old is that np???
May 25, 2018 11:41:12 #
bahmer wrote:
Now I just have to remember which one is the tallest.
just stand them up together bahm
I'm sure you will be able to tell them apart
May 25, 2018 11:44:16 #
badbobby wrote:
just stand them up together bahm
I'm sure you will be able to tell them apart
I'm sure you will be able to tell them apart
But I am cross eyed and see everything double.
May 26, 2018 21:26:06 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
badbobby wrote:
and just how old is that np???
over 75
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