whole wheat bread
May 23, 2018 12:06:48 #
Two very old men were having a conversation about sex.
Elmer says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!"
Leon replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"
To which Elmer said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!"
So the second old man rushed to the store.
The clerk asks the old man, "May I help you?'
"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Leon.
"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.
"Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?"
Elmer says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!"
Leon replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"
To which Elmer said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!"
So the second old man rushed to the store.
The clerk asks the old man, "May I help you?'
"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Leon.
"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.
"Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?"
May 23, 2018 12:45:47 #
badbobby wrote:
Two very old men were having a conversation about ... (show quote)
Are you going to tell Slats or leave him as he is?
May 23, 2018 13:15:34 #
bahmer wrote:
Are you going to tell Slats or leave him as he is?
let's jus leave him in his daydreams
that way he is winning at poker and don't owe me all them IOUs
May 23, 2018 15:18:43 #
badbobby wrote:
let's jus leave him in his daydreams
that way he is winning at poker and don't owe me all them IOUs
that way he is winning at poker and don't owe me all them IOUs
They do seem to be quite vivid at times I will have to admit.
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