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May 11, 2018 15:41:14   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
Manhattan Club

A guy goes into a bar in New York where all the bartenders are robots.

The guy sits down at the bar and the robot asks: “What will you have?

The guy replies, “Whiskey.”

The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “168”

The robot talks about physics, space exploration, and medical
technology.

After the guy leaves, he pauses at the street corner and thinks about what he just encountered, and the more he thinks about it the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.

The robot asks, “What’s your drink?”

The guy answers, “Whiskey.”

The robot returns with his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

This time the man replies, “100.”

The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, LSU and All-star Wrestling.

The man finishes his drink and leaves but is so interested in this “experiment” that he decides he'll try again.

He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.

The man replies, “Whiskey.”

The robot brings the drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

This time the man answers, “50.”

The robot leans in real close and slowly asks,

"So, are you people still unhappy that Hillary lost?"

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May 11, 2018 16:23:49   #
bahmer
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Manhattan Club

A guy goes into a bar in New York where all the bartenders are robots.

The guy sits down at the bar and the robot asks: “What will you have?

The guy replies, “Whiskey.”

The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “168”

The robot talks about physics, space exploration, and medical
technology.

After the guy leaves, he pauses at the street corner and thinks about what he just encountered, and the more he thinks about it the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.

The robot asks, “What’s your drink?”

The guy answers, “Whiskey.”

The robot returns with his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

This time the man replies, “100.”

The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, LSU and All-star Wrestling.

The man finishes his drink and leaves but is so interested in this “experiment” that he decides he'll try again.

He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.

The man replies, “Whiskey.”

The robot brings the drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

This time the man answers, “50.”

The robot leans in real close and slowly asks,

"So, are you people still unhappy that Hillary lost?"
Manhattan Club br br A guy goes into a bar in New... (show quote)





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May 11, 2018 16:51:37   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Manhattan Club

A guy goes into a bar in New York where all the bartenders are robots.

The guy sits down at the bar and the robot asks: “What will you have?

The guy replies, “Whiskey.”

The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “168”

The robot talks about physics, space exploration, and medical
technology.

After the guy leaves, he pauses at the street corner and thinks about what he just encountered, and the more he thinks about it the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.

The robot asks, “What’s your drink?”

The guy answers, “Whiskey.”

The robot returns with his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

This time the man replies, “100.”

The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, LSU and All-star Wrestling.

The man finishes his drink and leaves but is so interested in this “experiment” that he decides he'll try again.

He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.

The man replies, “Whiskey.”

The robot brings the drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

This time the man answers, “50.”

The robot leans in real close and slowly asks,

"So, are you people still unhappy that Hillary lost?"
Manhattan Club br br A guy goes into a bar in New... (show quote)


Great, and probably true. I passed it on.

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May 12, 2018 08:11:07   #
Big dog
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Manhattan Club

A guy goes into a bar in New York where all the bartenders are robots.

The guy sits down at the bar and the robot asks: “What will you have?

The guy replies, “Whiskey.”

The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “168”

The robot talks about physics, space exploration, and medical
technology.

After the guy leaves, he pauses at the street corner and thinks about what he just encountered, and the more he thinks about it the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.

The robot asks, “What’s your drink?”

The guy answers, “Whiskey.”

The robot returns with his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

This time the man replies, “100.”

The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, LSU and All-star Wrestling.

The man finishes his drink and leaves but is so interested in this “experiment” that he decides he'll try again.

He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.

The man replies, “Whiskey.”

The robot brings the drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

This time the man answers, “50.”

The robot leans in real close and slowly asks,

"So, are you people still unhappy that Hillary lost?"
Manhattan Club br br A guy goes into a bar in New... (show quote)


Good 'un. Goes to show ya.

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May 12, 2018 12:25:16   #
Mike Easterday
 
Perfect punchline!

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May 12, 2018 13:23:43   #
TrueAmerican
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Manhattan Club

A guy goes into a bar in New York where all the bartenders are robots.

The guy sits down at the bar and the robot asks: “What will you have?

The guy replies, “Whiskey.”

The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “168”

The robot talks about physics, space exploration, and medical
technology.

After the guy leaves, he pauses at the street corner and thinks about what he just encountered, and the more he thinks about it the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.

The robot asks, “What’s your drink?”

The guy answers, “Whiskey.”

The robot returns with his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

This time the man replies, “100.”

The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, LSU and All-star Wrestling.

The man finishes his drink and leaves but is so interested in this “experiment” that he decides he'll try again.

He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.

The man replies, “Whiskey.”

The robot brings the drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

This time the man answers, “50.”

The robot leans in real close and slowly asks,

"So, are you people still unhappy that Hillary lost?"
Manhattan Club br br A guy goes into a bar in New... (show quote)


Love it !!!!!!

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