AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Negative People - You know: People who've already "been there, done that!"


This is something to think about when negative people are doing their
best to rain on your parade.. So remember this story the next time
someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life
miserable.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to
Rome with her husband..  She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser,
who responded:

" Rome?  Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.
You're crazy to go to Rome.  So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline.
Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're
always late. So, where are you staying in Rome  ?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's  Tiber River
called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place.  Everybody thinks its gonna
be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people
trying to see him.  He'll look the size of an ant.

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser
asked her about her trip to Rome .

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in
one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they
bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I
had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot..

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling
job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too,
were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at
no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I
know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a
Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope
likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step
into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and
shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.."

"Oh, really!  What'd he say ?"

He said: "Who screwed up your hair?"

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Straordinario risposta, AuntiE, to relay to your hairdresser.

debeda

Lolololololol nice to meet you AuntIE. Keep hearing about you and your ninja cats but hadn't yet had the pleasure. .

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Oh, Lord, Debeda. Don't get the woman started with her mercenary attack cats.

debeda

Uh oh. Sounds like you've had some experience there Slatten

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Vast amounts from the infamous 'Cat-Lady' and her lead killer-kat...'Mack The Cat.'

Actually, though, AuntiE's hair didn't look so bad when I saw her last.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

I have a new trainee.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

The group has new members.

debeda

Hahaha that's great. Tho I think slatten may be in shock

PLT Sarge Loc: Alabama

AuntiE, you always make me laugh. Love your humor.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Great concept but I would go one step further. I would recommend this hairdresser to all the nasty people that I know and say she is just what a great hairdresser should be. I would not be lying, as she is the best hairdresser for the worst of humanity, they all seem to want to ruin everyone's life, so let they destroy each others.

SWMBO