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May 6, 2018 12:31:23   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Slatten worked hard for his living and his wife decided that he deserved a treat for his birthday, so she blindfolded him and took him to a local strip club.


The doorman at the club greeted them and said, "Hey,Slat! How ya doin?"

Once inside, his wife removed the blindfold but she was puzzled and asked if he'd been to this club before.



"Oh no," said Slat. "He's one of the security guys I meet on my business trips."

When they were seated, a waitress asked Slat if he'd like his usual and brought over a Budweiser.

His wife was becoming increasingly uncomfortable and said, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress at the bar around the corner from work. I always drop in and have a Bud on Fridays, honey.”

A stripper then came over to their table, threw her arms around Slat, started to rub herself all over him and said, "Hi Johnny. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Slat's wife, now furious, grabbed her purse and stormed out of the club.Slat followed and spotted her getting into a cab. Before she could slam the door, he jumped in beside her.

Slat tried desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife was having none of it. She was screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book.

The cabby turned around and said, "Geez Slat, you picked up a real piece of work this time."



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May 6, 2018 12:43:31   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Slatten worked hard for his living and his wife decided that he deserved a treat for his birthday, so she blindfolded him and took him to a local strip club.


The doorman at the club greeted them and said, "Hey,Slat! How ya doin?"

Once inside, his wife removed the blindfold but she was puzzled and asked if he'd been to this club before.



"Oh no," said Slat. "He's one of the security guys I meet on my business trips."

When they were seated, a waitress asked Slat if he'd like his usual and brought over a Budweiser.

His wife was becoming increasingly uncomfortable and said, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress at the bar around the corner from work. I always drop in and have a Bud on Fridays, honey.”

A stripper then came over to their table, threw her arms around Slat, started to rub herself all over him and said, "Hi Johnny. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Slat's wife, now furious, grabbed her purse and stormed out of the club.Slat followed and spotted her getting into a cab. Before she could slam the door, he jumped in beside her.

Slat tried desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife was having none of it. She was screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book.

The cabby turned around and said, "Geez Slat, you picked up a real piece of work this time."
Slatten worked hard for his living and his wife de... (show quote)


Good one getting in your licks before leaving town I see.
Very funny though will see what Slats comes back with.

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May 6, 2018 12:44:14   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Slatten worked hard for his living and his wife decided that he deserved a treat for his birthday, so she blindfolded him and took him to a local strip club.


The doorman at the club greeted them and said, "Hey,Slat! How ya doin?"

Once inside, his wife removed the blindfold but she was puzzled and asked if he'd been to this club before.



"Oh no," said Slat. "He's one of the security guys I meet on my business trips."

When they were seated, a waitress asked Slat if he'd like his usual and brought over a Budweiser.

His wife was becoming increasingly uncomfortable and said, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress at the bar around the corner from work. I always drop in and have a Bud on Fridays, honey.”

A stripper then came over to their table, threw her arms around Slat, started to rub herself all over him and said, "Hi Johnny. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Slat's wife, now furious, grabbed her purse and stormed out of the club.Slat followed and spotted her getting into a cab. Before she could slam the door, he jumped in beside her.

Slat tried desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife was having none of it. She was screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book.

The cabby turned around and said, "Geez Slat, you picked up a real piece of work this time."
Slatten worked hard for his living and his wife de... (show quote)


Damn, with your help, BB...I just might get a reputation as a ladies' man.

But, not likely.

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May 6, 2018 12:45:22   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Good one getting in your licks before leaving town I see.
Very funny though will see what Slats comes back with.

Bahmer, are you saying that BB's better half is running him out'ta town again

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May 6, 2018 12:51:37   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Bahmer, are you saying that BB's better half is running him out'ta town again


He told LJ for two days. They are going bass and crappie fishing.
She has had him on a short leash as of late and he has been
moping around and been miserable so she let him go. But he
has to bring back some crappies for her.

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May 6, 2018 12:53:39   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Bahmer, are you saying that BB's better half is running him out'ta town again


stealing a line from my fav dastardly Marine
"my wife worships the ground I slither on"
she would never run me anywhere

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May 6, 2018 13:15:49   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
He told LJ for two days. They are going bass and crappie fishing.
She has had him on a short leash as of late and he has been
moping around and been miserable so she let him go. But he
has to bring back some crappies for her.

I'ma guessing if he doesn't deliver her wish for that particular kind'a fish...he's gon'na catch, instead, a lot of crap.

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May 6, 2018 13:19:33   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'ma guessing if he doesn't deliver her wish for that particular kind'a fish...he's gon'na catch, instead, a lot of crap.


Methinks that that is a strong possibility he will be put out in the yard on a very short leash.

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May 6, 2018 13:28:59   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Methinks that that is a strong possibility he will be put out in the yard on a very short leash.

No doubt that it will be a short leach tied to BB's outdoor doghouse.

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May 6, 2018 14:08:36   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
No doubt that it will be a short leach tied to BB's outdoor doghouse.


jealousy will gain no profit

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May 6, 2018 14:43:20   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
jealousy will gain no profit


You better forget the bass and concentrate on the crappie or leash length will be nonexistent.
Momma will have your collar staked to the ground in the back yard by your dog house.

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May 6, 2018 17:32:35   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
You better forget the bass and concentrate on the crappie or leash length will be nonexistent.
Momma will have your collar staked to the ground in the back yard by your dog house.

I'ma hoping BB's sweet lady will us send photos of that.

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May 6, 2018 18:07:25   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'ma hoping BB's sweet lady will us send photos of that.


That would be cute now.
Did Auntie get you and Mack on video?
Now that I definitely want to see is you and Mack shaking hands and paw.

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May 6, 2018 18:43:02   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
That would be cute now.
Did Auntie get you and Mack on video?
Now that I definitely want to see is you and Mack shaking hands and paw.

Upon receiving word of her grandmother's death, my granddaughter and her Marine husband put in for emergency funeral leave. As they were coming to Texas for the services of both her grandmother and his aunt, I had to forget about going to Camp Lejeune. Without them being there, I had no reason to drive an extra nine hundred miles (round trip) to visit the base. Of course, I proceeded to call AuntiE and explain the circumstances, the result of which was that we were not able to meet. Mack, I'm sure, was brokenhearted, but....oh, well.

I have since seen the kids here in Texas, but remain disappointed in not having made it to Lejeune. I have not been been back since leaving there in 1968 for Viet Nam. I will assume that will happen on another trip in the future.

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May 6, 2018 19:25:04   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
You better forget the bass and concentrate on the crappie or leash length will be nonexistent.
Momma will have your collar staked to the ground in the back yard by your dog house.


have you inexplicably joined up with them dastardly Marines???
and I held such high hopes for you

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