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spagetti sauce
Apr 18, 2018 06:20:12   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
sweet and innocent young Italian girl gets married, but the girl's mother lives downstairs. The girl has never made love to a man before, and on their wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running downstairs.


"Momma, Momma," she cries. "I can't believe it! He has hair all over his chest ! What should I do ?"



The mother is making spaghetti sauce. She stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says, "Hair on his chest ? He's your husband, it's your wedding night, go upstairs."

When the girl gets back upstairs, the man takes off his pants. This sends her running back down to her mother:

"Momma, Momma! He has hair all over his legs! What should I do?”

The mother stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says: "Hair on his legs? He's your husband, it's your wedding night, go upstairs."

The girl goes back upstairs, and the man takes off his shoes and socks. She looks down and sees that half of one of his feet is missing. She goes crying back down the stairs:

"Momma, Momma! He's got a foot and a half! What should I do?"



The mother hands her daughter the spoon and says:

"A foot and a half? Here, you stir the sauce. I'll go upstairs."

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Apr 18, 2018 06:22:47   #
Big dog
 
badbobby wrote:
sweet and innocent young Italian girl gets married, but the girl's mother lives downstairs. The girl has never made love to a man before, and on their wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running downstairs.


"Momma, Momma," she cries. "I can't believe it! He has hair all over his chest ! What should I do ?"



The mother is making spaghetti sauce. She stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says, "Hair on his chest ? He's your husband, it's your wedding night, go upstairs."

When the girl gets back upstairs, the man takes off his pants. This sends her running back down to her mother:

"Momma, Momma! He has hair all over his legs! What should I do?”

The mother stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says: "Hair on his legs? He's your husband, it's your wedding night, go upstairs."

The girl goes back upstairs, and the man takes off his shoes and socks. She looks down and sees that half of one of his feet is missing. She goes crying back down the stairs:

"Momma, Momma! He's got a foot and a half! What should I do?"



The mother hands her daughter the spoon and says:

"A foot and a half? Here, you stir the sauce. I'll go upstairs."
sweet and innocent young Italian girl gets married... (show quote)


That's one of your Best so far.

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Apr 18, 2018 08:07:11   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
BB, it appears the mother-in-law was a BAM, in that she adapted, improvised and looked to overcome.

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Apr 19, 2018 09:20:13   #
PJ
 
Another joke I will take straight to the gym!

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Apr 19, 2018 17:00:32   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
BB, it appears the mother-in-law was a BAM, in that she adapted, improvised and looked to overcome.


dunno bout the overcome
but she was wantin to receive

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Apr 19, 2018 17:02:57   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PJ wrote:
Another joke I will take straight to the gym!


careful PJ
they might call you a pervert
that's what the ladies at my gym called me

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