When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise
Apr 17, 2018 14:43:08 #
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise
God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for
the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for
the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to
report to St. Peter ."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was a 100 miles
long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household,
there was only one man.
God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves,
I created you to be the head of your household! You have been
disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only
one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in
this line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for
the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for
the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to
report to St. Peter ."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was a 100 miles
long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household,
there was only one man.
God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves,
I created you to be the head of your household! You have been
disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only
one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in
this line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
Apr 17, 2018 15:15:44 #
Cute!! I would have to agree that most men would be lost without a good woman to prop him up!
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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Apr 17, 2018 15:19:51 #
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Oldsailor65 wrote:
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So funny and so true!!!Thanks Sailor!!!
Apr 17, 2018 16:23:06 #
Apr 18, 2018 09:51:03 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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And there he is no questions asked. Moma told me and I did as she said.
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