badbobby ,Slatten and Poppa Gringo go to heaven
Apr 16, 2018 18:54:48 #
Three guys,badbobby,Slatten and Poppa Gringo die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the Poppa Gringo accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says:
"Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to the ugly woman!"
The next day, badbobby steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for Poppa
Slatten has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps.
He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on: a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
Slatremarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
She says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the Poppa Gringo accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says:
"Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to the ugly woman!"
The next day, badbobby steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for Poppa
Slatten has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps.
He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on: a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
Slatremarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
She says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
Apr 16, 2018 19:12:34 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Three guys,badbobby,Slatten and Poppa Gringo die t... (show quote)
That's cold, BB.
In my telling the story, I spared you and made Bahmer the ugliest one. My thread is 'Bahmer Avoids The Ducks.'Now, you're on my bad side.
Apr 17, 2018 07:15:26 #
slatten49 wrote:
That's cold, BB. In my telling the story, I spared you and made Bahmer the ugliest one. My thread is 'Bahmer Avoids The Ducks.'
Now, you're on my bad side.
In my telling the story, I spared you and made Bahmer the ugliest one. My thread is 'Bahmer Avoids The Ducks.'Now, you're on my bad side.
My PITY for all three of you.
Apr 17, 2018 09:11:54 #
slatten49 wrote:
That's cold, BB. In my telling the story, I spared you and made Bahmer the ugliest one. My thread is 'Bahmer Avoids The Ducks.'
Now, you're on my bad side.
In my telling the story, I spared you and made Bahmer the ugliest one. My thread is 'Bahmer Avoids The Ducks.'Now, you're on my bad side.
When is Papi returning from prison? Maybe he can save you from the ducks.
Apr 17, 2018 10:10:19 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
When is Papi returning from prison? Maybe he can save you from the ducks.
It is my understanding that Salty is in solitary confinement until tomorrow, the 18th...maybe later.
Apr 17, 2018 10:16:17 #
slatten49 wrote:
It is my understanding that Salty is in solitary confinement until tomorrow, the 18th...maybe later.
Due we have any idea as to who is calling the shots. Is it some of the liberals on here that are upset and calling out the conservatives, or is it the liberal administration attacking the conservatives, or what? I just can't see why they are picking on Papi. Now you I could understand but that is a different story. And of course BB is a saint, so oh well, you get the picture.
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