OPP's PeeWee, BadBobby and Bahmer die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in Heaven: Don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter Heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, PeeWee accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says:
"Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to the ugly woman!"
The next day, BadBobby steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first guy.
Bahmer has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps.
He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on: a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
Bahmer remarks, "I wonder what I did to merit being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The sexy blonde says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
slatten49 wrote:
OPP's PeeWee, BadBobby and Bahmer die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in Heaven: Don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter Heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, PeeWee accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says:
"Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to the ugly woman!"
The next day, BadBobby steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first guy.
Bahmer has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps.
He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on: a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
Bahmer remarks, "I wonder what I did to merit being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The sexy blonde says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
OPP's PeeWee, BadBobby and Bahmer die together in ... (
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I see now why you sent this PM. If you would have sent this the regular way you would be in the same boat as Papi. But don't worry I wont tell on you you are safe, but Saint Peter has a woman all set for you.
She'll have to get by The Sgt. Major.
slatten49 wrote:
She'll have to get by The Sgt. Major.
It may depend on who goes first.
Well, I like your attitude...but, I was thinking your being with BB & Bahmer was more along the lines of The Three Stooges.
Agreed...and, throw in Abbott & Costello with 'em
If you wanted an insane and/or comedic Nurse Ratchet, how 'bout Cloris Leachman...she was 'Frau Blucher' from 'Young Frankenstein'
Be sure to use that duck grease on you new boots if they are natural leather.
Back in the day that was the best treatment for leather boots.
We used goose grease or deer tallow.
Get them wet, wear them until they dry out & they will be he best fitting boots ever.
Floyd Brown wrote:
Be sure to use that duck grease on you new boots if they are natural leather.
Back in the day that was the best treatment for leather boots.
We used goose grease or deer tallow.
Get them wet, wear them until they dry out & they will be he best fitting boots ever.
Floyd, I'm pretty sure that is one of those "cowboy code" secrets your not suppose to reveal. It's true but Neatsfoot oil works just as well. The water allows the leather to stretch and the grease/tallow/oil keeps the leather from cracking as they dry to be form fitting. Just guessing but I think you just lost your chance of ever being in the Cowboy Hall of Fame.
Peewee wrote:
Floyd, I'm pretty sure that is one of those "cowboy code" secrets your not suppose to reveal. It's true but Neatsfoot oil works just as well. The water allows the leather to stretch and the grease/tallow/oil keeps the leather from cracking as they dry to be form fitting. Just guessing but I think you just lost your chance of ever being in the Cowboy Hall of Fame.
Floyd, I'm pretty sure that is one of those "... (
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I never could figure it all out. Were you supposed to get the boots wet and then wear them until they form fit your feet and then oil them. Or wear you supposed to oil them and then get them wet and wear them. I always just bought the boots and wore them.
bahmer wrote:
I never could figure it all out. Were you supposed to get the boots wet and then wear them until they form fit your feet and then oil them. Or wear you supposed to oil them and then get them wet and wear them. I always just bought the boots and wore them.
What ever works for you.
I have not had goose grease or deer tallow in a long time.
I think I have some mink oil in a paste form that I have used.
One thing is to have foot wear that is comfortable.
How they look is less important.
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