jus funzies
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Mar 16, 2018 15:19:21 #
Weaver wrote:
Number 4 really fits the bill.
#1 is reminiscent of this threads author.
Mar 16, 2018 15:29:50 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
Weaver wrote:
Number 4 really fits the bill.
I love number 2!!!!...But all were funny!!!
Mar 16, 2018 16:17:45 #
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Mar 17, 2018 15:46:09 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
#1 is reminiscent of this threads author.
Two elderly women, Mary and Susan, were sitting outside their nursing home, enjoying some coffee and having a smoke. They were having a great time talking and enjoying the sun when suddenly, it started to rain.
A few seconds later, it was absolutely pouring down, but one of the ladies calmly opened her purse and started rummaging through it. Mary slowly pulled a condom out of the purse, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking without a care in the world.
Susan looked at her in surprise and asked, “Whats that?”
Mary replied, “A condom, of course. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.”
Susan exclaimed, “That’s ingenious! But where did you get the condom?”
Mary replied, “Oh, you can get them in any drugstore these days.”
The next day, Susan hobbled herself to the local drugstore, parked her walker by the entrance and went in. She started looking around for a bit, but didn’t find what she was looking for. She walked up to the cashier and announced to him that she wanted a 12-pack of condoms.
The young cashier seemed quite surprised at hearing this coming from an 81-year-old lady.
A bit embarrassed, he stuttered, “A-alright ma’am. Which brand of condoms do you prefer?”
Susan shrugged and replied, “Doesn’t matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.”
The pharmacist fainted.
Mar 17, 2018 16:01:46 #
Armageddun wrote:
Two elderly women, Mary and Susan, were sitting ou... (show quote)
shame on you Armi
old ladies are gonna get you!!!
Mar 17, 2018 16:08:08 #
badbobby wrote:
shame on you Armi
old ladies are gonna get you!!!
old ladies are gonna get you!!!
He'll have to watch out for AuntiE and Mack the attack cat.
Mar 17, 2018 16:09:59 #
bahmer wrote:
He'll have to watch out for AuntiE and Mack the attack cat.
well ol Armis so far back in the sticks
they would have a hard time findin him
he's prolly safe for now
Mar 17, 2018 16:14:52 #
badbobby wrote:
well ol Armis so far back in the sticks
they would have a hard time findin him
he's prolly safe for now
they would have a hard time findin him
he's prolly safe for now
Well send him over to Slats then
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