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Mar 14, 2018 12:40:38   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Papi and his lady friend were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

A waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed Papi slowly sliding down his chair…then sliding a little more... until he was almost under the table.

The baffling thing was that the woman with him stared straight ahead and didn't seem to notice!

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight underneath the table.

Still, the woman stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and concerned that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the woman:

"Pardon me, ma'am. But I think your husband just slid under the table."

"No"she replied"He just walked in the door"-

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Mar 14, 2018 12:41:22   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Papi and his lady friend were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

A waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed Papi slowly sliding down his chair…then sliding a little more... until he was almost under the table.

The baffling thing was that the woman with him stared straight ahead and didn't seem to notice!

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight underneath the table.

Still, the woman stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and concerned that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the woman:

"Pardon me, ma'am. But I think your husband just slid under the table."

"No"she replied"He just walked in the door"-
Papi and his lady friend were having a quiet, roma... (show quote)


Shame on you Poppa
another married woman


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Mar 14, 2018 12:49:39   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Salty is a rogue, a rake, a casanova and a rambling man.

And...a wascally wascal

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Mar 14, 2018 12:52:39   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Salty is a rogue, a rake, a casanova and a rambling man.

And...a wascally wascal


he does seem to get around
and around
and around

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Mar 14, 2018 13:29:33   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
he does seem to get around
and around
and around

Are his escapades making you dizzy, BB

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Mar 14, 2018 13:46:15   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Are his escapades making you dizzy, BB


Papi's escapades
would make anyone dizzy
dern Marine

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Mar 14, 2018 20:40:32   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Papi's escapades
would make anyone dizzy
dern Marine

I have no trouble maintaining my equilibrium when Salty & I share time together.

Ya' durn Squid.

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Mar 14, 2018 21:31:17   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
Papi and his lady friend were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

A waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed Papi slowly sliding down his chair…then sliding a little more... until he was almost under the table.

The baffling thing was that the woman with him stared straight ahead and didn't seem to notice!

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight underneath the table.

Still, the woman stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and concerned that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the woman:

"Pardon me, ma'am. But I think your husband just slid under the table."

"No"she replied"He just walked in the door"-
Papi and his lady friend were having a quiet, roma... (show quote)


Curses, foiled again.

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Mar 14, 2018 21:33:27   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
Salty is a rogue, a rake, a casanova and a rambling man.

And...a wascally wascal


Sighhhh...I just can't turn a lady down.

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Mar 15, 2018 08:09:58   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Sighhhh...I just can't turn a lady down.

Seemingly, none can turn you down, either.

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Mar 15, 2018 11:13:46   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Papi and his lady friend were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

A waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed Papi slowly sliding down his chair…then sliding a little more... until he was almost under the table.

The baffling thing was that the woman with him stared straight ahead and didn't seem to notice!

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight underneath the table.

Still, the woman stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and concerned that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the woman:

"Pardon me, ma'am. But I think your husband just slid under the table."

"No"she replied"He just walked in the door"-
Papi and his lady friend were having a quiet, roma... (show quote)


Ahhhh you can never trust those dern Marines as shown here.

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Mar 15, 2018 11:21:53   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Seemingly, none can turn you down, either.


This is for you two durn Marines enjoy.

Trump Just Revealed Why He Uses Marines in His Admin, and We Couldn’t Agree More
BY JOE SAUNDERS
MARCH 14, 2018 AT 10:08AM

No one can say Donald Trump doesn’t know his audience.

On a Tuesday visit to California’s Marine Corps Air Station Miramar, the president heaped praise on the leathernecks in the crowd — as well as those in his White House — by stating one truth that’s been proven countless times in the world of warfare in the past 240 years.

Messing with the Marines is a bad, bad idea.

Trump has made no secret of his admiration for the armed forces — even as a candidate for the presidency, he highlighted veterans issues and made a point of including veterans groups in speaking engagements.

During his times in the White House, he’s given the armed forces’ senior commanders greater latitude in the war on terror, as well as signed a defense budget bill that included a much-needed raise for the rank and file.

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But judging by his selections for top personnel in the White House, Trump has shown a definite preference for one particular branch of the services.

Not only is Defense Secretary James Mattis a former Marine general, but other top members of Trump’s administration are too, including Trump’s chief of staff, John Kelly, and Trump’s director of the Secret Service, Randolph Alles.

And to his Marine audience on Tuesday, Trump explained why.

“Our administration is stacked with Marines because Marines are the kind of people you want at your side. And trust me — you don’t ever want to be on the other side of a fighting Marine,” he said.

“It’s trouble. It’s painful,” he added.

.@POTUS to @USMC: "Our administration is stacked with Marines because Marines are the kind of people you want at your side. And trust me – you don't ever want to be on the other side of a fighting Marine." pic.twitter.com/kWtYrv1mqe
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The Army, the oldest and largest branch, has been doing the lion’s share of the country’s fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan.

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The Navy has been the primary projection of force in the crisis with North Korea and staring down China in the South China Sea, as well as tangling with the Iranians in the Persian Gulf.

The Air Force and the Coast Guard are vital to the country’s defenses, and Trump knows it as well as anyone.

But the Marines — the second smallest branch of the armed forces, bigger only than the Coast Guard — have an outsized place in the nation’s history for a reason.

As Trump put it:

“The Marines never give up, never give in. Never retreat, and never, ever surrender.”

If that sounds like a certain contender for the Republican nomination in spring 2016, or a certain presidential candidate in the fall of that year, or the current occupant of the Oval Office, there’s a reason for that.

Of course, it’s not likely Trump would have given a speech like that for a graduating class at West Point, or on board the USS Carl Vinson, but the man knows his audience.

And as his staffing decisions in the White House have proven, the president appreciates the Marines.

Why do you think Trump appreciates the Marines so much? Scroll down to comment below!

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By: Joe Saunders on March 14, 2018 at 10:08am
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Mar 15, 2018 12:40:22   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
Seemingly, none can turn you down, either.


I do have a soft spot for the ladies.

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Mar 15, 2018 12:47:12   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
I do have a soft spot for the ladies.

I kind'a enjoy the soft spots of the ladies...or, I should say my lady.

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Mar 15, 2018 12:51:02   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
I kind'a enjoy the soft spots of the ladies...or, I should say my lady.


You almost left yourself wide open there. At least you still have yours. They are all precious for sure.

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