Happy J

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.


To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.


He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked.


"I am." said the man.


"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?"


The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."


"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.


"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.

GEM lucas Loc: TRIADELPHIA ,WV

''Happy J'' That was funny ,I would have end up with a Chicken to. But I like Chicken better then Horse Meat.''Gem'' :D :-D

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

That was indeed funny! Yes, chicken for me too. When people ask me how llamas taste, I suspect the look of shock on my face says it all!!

A friend sent me these two not so long ago. I suspect they've made their rounds. I'm told the first is true. I can see it happening...

Three farm boys in Wisconsin let three goats loose in the school, but before they let them loose, they painted the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on the goats. School administrators spent the better part of the day looking for No. 3.

(Goes along with having a teenage boy visiting with his parents here, when we had black angus cows. Got up in the middle of the night to see a flashlight beam rapidly coming toward the house. Breathless boy attached to the flashlight literally sailed over the gate!! Cow tipping, he discovered the hard way, one of those myths, even in "theory" not sounding like something you might want to try on a 1200 lb. animal that can easily outrun you!! I had not the heart to chew him out, and truth to tell, I was laughing too hard to say a word!!)

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Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'

Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'

Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'

Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic!!??!!

Happy J

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............Folks the horse was not for eating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy J

Love the joke! Thank you!!!

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Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

Yeah, I know that, but you'd be surprised at what folks "will" eat!! :lol: My neighbor has been trying to talk his wife into raising alligators. Since she won't even let him do in the two roosters that want to spur him as he walks to his truck, I feel pretty sure I won't be confronted by 'gators on the loose any time soon!! I know I wasn't exactly fond of the ones I met in Florida. :wink:

Happy J

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Augustus Greatorex Loc: NE

If you give a man a horse, what's it to you what he does with it?

I suppose you think the chicken was for riding, too?