EN Submarine Qualified Loc: Wisconsin East coast

Lucked out. Wife had a medical appointment so old gallant Ron went with her. While she was in with her doctor, I got to sit and cool my heels. Directly across from the waiting room was the reception booth where two very pleasant ladies were taking care of business answering the phone and directing other patients.

There was a person dressed in outside gear of a red padded coat with a red stocking cap pulled down over the ears barged into the cubicle where rceptionists were. I thought it was a truck driver picking up something or a delivery.
my fully automated submarine mind went on line and I planned a fitting line for said truck driver.

I waited my time to ease up to the desk and my plan was to tell the driver. "If he wasn't with two good looking women, he wouldn't appear half as ugly." Customers came up so I went back to my seat to wait my time.
A bit later, wife was finished and as we were getting ready to leave, the 'truck driver' came up and gave wife her papers. I about flipped out being so close to insulting this 'other employee' She must have been cold or just ready to head for lunch. Can you imagine what she would have thought of my dumb butt?

Close one!!