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The story of Moses and the Israelites
Mar 6, 2018 13:21:27   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school.

"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.

"When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.

"Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."

"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.

"Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"

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Mar 6, 2018 21:28:17   #
mwdegutis Loc: Illinois
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school.

"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.

"When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.

"Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."

"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.

"Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he... (show quote)

EXCELLENT!

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Mar 7, 2018 07:34:02   #
Big dog
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school.

"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.

"When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.

"Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."

"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.

"Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he... (show quote)


HA

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Mar 7, 2018 10:27:31   #
Justsss Loc: Wisconsin
 
PoppaGringo wrote:


"Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"


Great one Poppa ! Unfortunately today that’s to true.

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Mar 7, 2018 11:38:02   #
bahmer
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school.

"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.

"When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.

"Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."

"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.

"Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he... (show quote)


That's today's kids for you.

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Mar 7, 2018 13:50:09   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school.

"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.

"When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.

"Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."

"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.

"Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he... (show quote)


you're gettin better Papi
go to second seat from the front
and remain there
until I tell you different

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Mar 7, 2018 15:31:51   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
you're gettin better Papi
go to second seat from the front
and remain there
until I tell you different


Audio not required, I can read.

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Mar 7, 2018 16:06:42   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Audio not required, I can read.


that's not what your grasshopper told me

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Mar 7, 2018 16:27:44   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
that's not what your grasshopper told me


You were in the wrong wheat field.

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Mar 7, 2018 16:51:51   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
You were in the wrong wheat field.


wheat field??
we are on my bus Papi
wake up
there's lotsa stuff a goin on

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Mar 7, 2018 21:57:24   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
wheat field??
we are on my bus Papi
wake up
there's lotsa stuff a goin on


Grasshoppers love wheat fields.

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Mar 8, 2018 09:10:22   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Grasshoppers love wheat fields.


your grasshopper loves only the Marines

and of course the Sgt Major

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