badbobby Loc: texas

A physician, an engineer, and a politician were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions. Each one of them thought they had this in the bag.


The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession."

The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine."

Then, the politician spoke up. "Yes yes, this is all well and true." he said.
"But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?"

PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco

Sadly, too true!!!

Justsss Loc: Wisconsin

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Give yourself a little credit, BB, you create a lot of your own chaos and confusion.

badbobby Loc: texas

that's just what Mama tol me
boy Slat
yall sure do think alike
but she don't eat much

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

If we think alike, that would explain your being so fond of her.

badbobby Loc: texas

mayhaps