Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

I was really excited today as my add was coming out in the free shopper paper today. I got me a copy because I just had to see it in print. Darned if my wife had not put in an add of her own. For Sale or Trade one used Husband. has own tooth brush and bathrobe. Drives a pickup truck. Also includes four rifles and two shotguns with 3000 rounds of ammunition also a ton of fishing gear. a shed full of tools 4 chainsaws and extra parts and tires for his Ford F 350. *HANDSOME* a total slob -skips showers and shaves- does not use deodorant. Thinks only of SEX beer and food. Snores loudly belches at the dinner table farts and scratches his crotch in public...All Sales / Trades are final.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

It would appear that they were made for each other, if the ads are accurate. Absolutely a marriage made in WalMart, isn't it?

badbobby Loc: texas

although I think you are an excellent fellow Tom
I'll pass on you
but I'll certainly make a bid on your tool,guns,fishin tackle and your F350(though I feel it burns more gas than my F150)
I'm faxin a bid to your wife even as I respond to you
do you think she would just keep the F350?

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

For ladies only and she hates the F 350 she says it has to go.