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Psalm To The TV
Feb 25, 2018 18:22:25   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
The TV is my shepherd, I feel I lack nothing.
It makes me lie down on the sofa.
It leads me away from the scriptures.
It destroys my soul.
It leads me in the path of sex and violence,
For the sponsor's sake.
Even though I walk in the shadow of my Christian responsibilities,
There will be no interruption,
For the TV is with me,
With its cable and remote, it comforts me.
It prepares a commercial before me in true worldliness;
It fills my head with Humanism,
My coveting overflows.

Surely goodness and love will elude me
All the days of my life.
While I will dwell in the house of Satan
And do nothing about it.

Turn it off, people. Turn it off and look around you.

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Feb 25, 2018 18:29:48   #
bahmer
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
The TV is my shepherd, I feel I lack nothing.
It makes me lie down on the sofa.
It leads me away from the scriptures.
It destroys my soul.
It leads me in the path of sex and violence,
For the sponsor's sake.
Even though I walk in the shadow of my Christian responsibilities,
There will be no interruption,
For the TV is with me,
With its cable and remote, it comforts me.
It prepares a commercial before me in true worldliness;
It fills my head with Humanism,
My coveting overflows.

Surely goodness and love will elude me
All the days of my life.
While I will dwell in the house of Satan
And do nothing about it.

Turn it off, people. Turn it off and look around you.
The TV is my shepherd, I feel I lack nothing. br I... (show quote)


Amen and Amen

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Feb 26, 2018 06:17:20   #
grace scott
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
The TV is my shepherd, I feel I lack nothing.
It makes me lie down on the sofa.
It leads me away from the scriptures.
It destroys my soul.
It leads me in the path of sex and violence,
For the sponsor's sake.
Even though I walk in the shadow of my Christian responsibilities,
There will be no interruption,
For the TV is with me,
With its cable and remote, it comforts me.
It prepares a commercial before me in true worldliness;
It fills my head with Humanism,
My coveting overflows.

Surely goodness and love will elude me
All the days of my life.
While I will dwell in the house of Satan
And do nothing about it.

Turn it off, people. Turn it off and look around you.
The TV is my shepherd, I feel I lack nothing. br I... (show quote)




I did. I did. You would not believe how fast I turned it back on!

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Feb 26, 2018 10:33:24   #
Mike Easterday
 
I haven't owned a television for about 3 years now . Don't miss it either.

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