Protecting our Southern Border
Feb 22, 2018 20:56:41 #
Just wondering. I've got a tractor and bush hog, a 84" cut zero turn commercial lawn mower and a couple weed eaters. How much is Nancy Pelosi willing to pay if I put in a contract to cut the grass on our Southern Border so illegals can't slither in like snakes ? Whatever the amount, will only be crumbs to her. If this is the solution to stop illegal immigration, I'm in.
Feb 22, 2018 21:22:22 #
PLT Sarge wrote:
Just wondering. I've got a tractor and bush hog, a 84" cut zero turn commercial lawn mower and a couple weed eaters. How much is Nancy Pelosi willing to pay if I put in a contract to cut the grass on our Southern Border so illegals can't slither in like snakes ? Whatever the amount, will only be crumbs to her. If this is the solution to stop illegal immigration, I'm in.
Flowers, I could plant some low growing flowers, make it friendlier, maybe a chain of lemonaide stands, but she'll have to provide the lemonaide.
Feb 22, 2018 21:43:57 #
Thought about flowers to attract Humming Birds and Butterflies on their migration south. In honor of my dear Angel in Heaven that loved both.
out of the woods wrote:
Flowers, I could plant some low growing flowers, make it friendlier, maybe a chain of lemonaide stands, but she'll have to provide the lemonaide.
Feb 22, 2018 22:07:51 #
out of the woods wrote:
Flowers, I could plant some low growing flowers, make it friendlier, maybe a chain of lemonaide stands, but she'll have to provide the lemonaide.
You fellas need to get serious here. Nancy knows grass doesn’t grow in the desert.....doesn’t she? She just “catfished” all of the poor bastards who grovel for those crumbs!
Feb 22, 2018 22:15:01 #
PLT Sarge wrote:
Thought about flowers to attract Humming Birds and Butterflies on their migration south. In honor of my dear Angel in Heaven that loved both.
Thats a much more worthy cause, up here we await their northern migration, I have a pair of humming birds that return every year, lots of
wildflowers and butterflies too.
Feb 22, 2018 22:28:39 #
how's this for serious....we plant land minds.... they grow in the desert and millions of south Koreans know..... they work !!!!
probably cheaper than a wall.
probably cheaper than a wall.
Feb 22, 2018 22:29:46 #
Do you think she has a shot at stand up comedy ? I do, just let her talk and be herself. I would pay a little with the crumbs that I got to see the first act. Can I bring a tomato ?
steve66613 wrote:
You fellas need to get serious here. Nancy knows grass doesn’t grow in the desert.....doesn’t she? She just “catfished” all of the poor bastards who grovel for those crumbs!
Feb 22, 2018 22:41:36 #
PLT Sarge wrote:
Do you think she has a shot at stand up comedy ? I do, just let her talk and be herself. I would pay a little with the crumbs that I got to see the first act. Can I bring a tomato ?
Yup, shes up there, blinking and twitching, messing with her dentures. That gentleman, is the face of the democratic party, I think she may be a bit senile. She's the only one drunk enough to keep lying, even after their cover has been blown. Well the others lie too, but they try to do it in a deceptive way. She just blurts out stupid. I miss Gilda Radnor, she could do a good Pelosi.
Feb 22, 2018 22:44:26 #
Gilda was awesome, what a loss. A true talent.
out of the woods wrote:
Yup, shes up there, blinking and twitching, messing with her dentures. That gentleman, is the face of the democratic party, I think she may be a bit senile. She's the only one drunk enough to keep lying, even after their cover has been blown. Well the others lie too, but they try to do it in a deceptive way. She just blurts out stupid. I miss Gilda Radnor, she could do a good Pelosi.
Feb 22, 2018 22:46:03 #
PLT Sarge wrote:
Just wondering. I've got a tractor and bush hog, a 84" cut zero turn commercial lawn mower and a couple weed eaters. How much is Nancy Pelosi willing to pay if I put in a contract to cut the grass on our Southern Border so illegals can't slither in like snakes ? Whatever the amount, will only be crumbs to her. If this is the solution to stop illegal immigration, I'm in.
I am just wondering where all that grass is on our Southern Border. (The growing type grass, not the smoking kind.) All I have ever seen is desert and mountains.
Feb 22, 2018 22:49:12 #
PLT Sarge wrote:
Do you think she has a shot at stand up comedy ? I do, just let her talk and be herself. I would pay a little with the crumbs that I got to see the first act. Can I bring a tomato ?
Tomatoes are a prerequisite.
Feb 22, 2018 22:52:01 #
Been on the Border. All I saw was the same as what you describe. But if I can get a contract for crumbs. I can raise my hog up and just pretend I'm cutting grass.
PoppaGringo wrote:
I am just wondering where all that grass is on our Southern Border. (The growing type grass, not the smoking kind.) All I have ever seen is desert and mountains.
Feb 22, 2018 22:57:37 #
Feb 22, 2018 23:06:47 #
Wanta know whats better ? Wet corn cobs, damn they hurt. Us knuckle head redneck boys would choose sides and get into corn cob, dirt clod, anything we could throw warfare. At the end of the day. Cut, bleeding and bruised we were all still friends. Next day, choose different sides.
peter11937 wrote:
They must be 1/2 rotten!
Feb 22, 2018 23:08:06 #
peter11937 wrote:
They must be 1/2 rotten!
Overly ripe, but not so much they can't be thrown without them becoming ketchup prior to hitting the target.
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