ladies night out: Two Women Have a Drunken Night Out Two women go out one Saturday night without their husbands. As they come back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt...

badbobby Loc: texas

Two Women Have a Drunken Night Out

Two women go out one Saturday night without their husbands. As they come back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt nature calling.

They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery.

Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to pat herself dry with, so she took off her panties, used them and discarded them.

The second woman, not finding anything either, thought, "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon from a nearby flower wreath to do the same.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the lookout. It seems that these two were up to no good last night. My wife came home without her panties..."

The other one responded, "You're lucky! Mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that read: "We will never forget you!"

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

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Now that was a good one BB thanks.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

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Good-un, BB, but...

It would seem those two guys are facing a grave situation.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

badbobby wrote:

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OK, BB, you get the front seat for the whole weekend.

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slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

PoppaGringo wrote:

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Darn, now you've done it, Salty.

BB's gon'na get the 'big-head' after such praise from one of his Marine idols.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

slatten49 wrote:

Darn, now you've done it, Salty.

BB's gon'na get the 'big-head' after such praise from one of his Marine idols.

We just have to humor him on occasion. It won't be long before his 'big head' pops like an overripe pimple and simply explodes, i.e. after the next poker game when we once again take all his money and refuse more of his worthless IOU's.

badbobby Loc: texas

PoppaGringo wrote:

We just have to humor him on occasion. It won't be long before his 'big head' pops like an overripe pimple and simply explodes, i.e. after the next poker game when we once again take all his money and refuse more of his worthless IOU's.

poor Papi
he jus cain't wake up from those dreams
and they must be catching too,cause Slat is having the same ridiculous dreams.
Oh well,someday they will wake up

maybe

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

poor Papi
he jus cain't wake up from those dreams
and they must be catching too,cause Slat is having the same ridiculous dreams.
Oh well,someday they will wake up

maybe

Pot...kettle...black.

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

poor Papi
he jus cain't wake up from those dreams
and they must be catching too,cause Slat is having the same ridiculous dreams.
Oh well,someday they will wake up

maybe

I have notice the same as well.

badbobby Loc: texas

bahmer wrote:

I have notice the same as well.

we must forgive them bahm
being dastardly Marines has made them susceptible to imaginations that are certainly impossible
maybe if we treat the two poor souls with compassion and love
maybe---maybe--
they will realize how far out they have been

maybe

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

we must forgive them bahm
being dastardly Marines has made them susceptible to imaginations that are certainly impossible
maybe if we treat the two poor souls with compassion and love
maybe---maybe--
they will realize how far out they have been

maybe

I prefer the cash you owe me.

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

we must forgive them bahm
being dastardly Marines has made them susceptible to imaginations that are certainly impossible
maybe if we treat the two poor souls with compassion and love
maybe---maybe--
they will realize how far out they have been

maybe

So true and with a few beers under their belt I am sure that they have rewritten this story many times over
between the two of them to make it sounds like poor Navy poys were the big losers.
They are mearly trying to save face between themselves is all.
If the truth comes out they both fall.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

bahmer wrote:

So true and with a few beers under their belt I am sure that they have rewritten this story many times over
between the two of them to make it sounds like poor Navy poys were the big losers.
They are mearly trying to save face between themselves is all.
If the truth comes out they both fall.

badbobby Loc: texas

bahmer wrote:

So true and with a few beers under their belt I am sure that they have rewritten this story many times over
between the two of them to make it sounds like poor Navy poys were the big losers.
They are mearly trying to save face between themselves is all.
If the truth comes out they both fall.

the truth bahm?
I have told everybody on OPP the truth
but the two poor souls in question fell long before the truth came out
that's why they show no embarrassment and continue to claim(dishonestly)that it is I who owe them
but I have forgiven them both
they are after all
just Marines

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

the truth bahm?
I have told everybody on OPP the truth
but the two poor souls in question fell long before the truth came out
that's why they show no embarrassment and continue to claim(dishonestly)that it is I who owe them
but I have forgiven them both
they are after all
just Marines

Truly sad indeed is there any help for those two