Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Badbobby Gets Drunk!

Three guys are drinking in a bar when BadBobby comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so BadBobby wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.

Ten minutes later, he comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!"

Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and BadBobby goes back to the far end of the bar. By now the two guys with him are wondering where this is going.

Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally, the guy's heard enough and interrupts: "Go home, dad, you're drunk.”

Oooh!

BadBobby's Opinion:

“BadBobby and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, "You aren't so good in bed either!" then stormed off to work.

By mid-morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. "What took you so long to answer?" he asked. "I was in bed," she replied. "What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion.”

Yikes!

BadBobby Really Likes Fruit!

Badbobby and his friend (yes, he actually has a friend, poor boy) sneak into a farmer's orchard and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. "Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of whatever fruit you want," said the farmer.

Badbobby's friend decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer. The farmer says, "Now shove 'em all up your ass." It's a struggle, but he gets all 100 up his ass.

He feels really bad, but then he starts to laugh. "Why are you laughing?" asks the farmer. And he replies, "Badbobby is out picking watermelons!”

Whoa!!

bahmer

Ooooooh that stings.

badbobby Loc: texas

are you a Marine Larry???

if not
they will be tryin to recruit you